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by putitonandmakeemwannamarryme May 8, 2019
Get the Loneliness mug.The act of cutting the zipper off of a plastic sandwich bag, squirting lubricant into it, placing the plastic bag into the microwave for 4-6 seconds, placing the bag between the cushions of a couch, and proceeding to then fuck the couch silly. Usually done by lonely virgins.
Guy 1: Dude, I lonely sandwiched like three times last night.
Guy 2: You're a sick bastard. You seriously need to get laid.
Guy 2: You're a sick bastard. You seriously need to get laid.
by otacon33 July 13, 2010
Get the lonely sandwich mug.1) When you think something is "the greatest of all time" because you have heard it said by others for so long that you begin to believe it yourself.
2) Conforming with a majority of people's opinion about something being the "greatest of all time" when you might not fully understand why.
2) Conforming with a majority of people's opinion about something being the "greatest of all time" when you might not fully understand why.
A day in the life of someone with this condition...
Person #1: DUDE! Snickers is the greatest candy bar of all time.
Person #2: That's strange. I could have swore the other day you said Kit Kat was the greatest candy bar. What made you change your mind?
Person #1: Well, I read a Rolling Stone article listing the 500 greatest candy bars of all time. They placed Snickers as number one. OMG SNICKERS IS THE BEST BECAUSE THEY SAID IT WAS. NOW I THINK IT'S THE BEST TOO
Person #2: Oh God, you're suffering a bad case of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
Person #1: DUDE! Snickers is the greatest candy bar of all time.
Person #2: That's strange. I could have swore the other day you said Kit Kat was the greatest candy bar. What made you change your mind?
Person #1: Well, I read a Rolling Stone article listing the 500 greatest candy bars of all time. They placed Snickers as number one. OMG SNICKERS IS THE BEST BECAUSE THEY SAID IT WAS. NOW I THINK IT'S THE BEST TOO
Person #2: Oh God, you're suffering a bad case of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
by topaz25 November 27, 2011
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Someone who is so down astronomically that he will do anything for the nookie. Typically takes interest in girls who A) Are way out of his league, B) Not even straight or C) Not from the fucking country
He also thinks he's a "dreamy lover-boy type" when really, just creepy
He also thinks he's a "dreamy lover-boy type" when really, just creepy
Dude 1: "You seriously gonna pull a Loneliness-Toucher, are you?"
Dude 2: "I am what one may call, slightly down bad"
Dude 2: "I am what one may call, slightly down bad"
by yermasurda May 4, 2021
Get the Loneliness-Toucher mug.Well i would asume u knew the feeling but loneliness is like no ones there and its actully very sad ...
by Little miss heart break… August 11, 2021
Get the Loneliness mug.when you're around others, yet you can't seem to feel like you are
you feel the same as you did when you were lying in your bed, unable to move from the overwhelming sense of loneliness
when you're with your friends and they might ask why you're so quiet, they ask "are you ok?"
you smile and say yeah :) I'm great...
you don't know what's wrong with you and you wish you could make it stop, but it seems impossible
you wish all those people around you could help but the ringing is too loud, and you can't ask for help
meanwhile, you're wishing with all your heart that you could feel like you're not alone
you feel the same as you did when you were lying in your bed, unable to move from the overwhelming sense of loneliness
when you're with your friends and they might ask why you're so quiet, they ask "are you ok?"
you smile and say yeah :) I'm great...
you don't know what's wrong with you and you wish you could make it stop, but it seems impossible
you wish all those people around you could help but the ringing is too loud, and you can't ask for help
meanwhile, you're wishing with all your heart that you could feel like you're not alone
by I’m finally breathing October 9, 2022
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