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Newton's Log

n. the phenomenon of excrement being forced from one's anus when lifting a sufficiently heavy object. The square of the velocity of the excrement is proportional to the mass of the object being lifted assuming constant excremental mass and constant acceleration of the object being lifted.

To every action there is always an equal and opposite reaction: or the forces of two bodies, one being the force required to move an object away from the center of a gravitational field and the other being poo directed toward the center of the same gravitational field, on each other are always equal and are directed in opposite directions.
I had a bad case of the mudbutt earlier this morning and my situation just got so much worse. Newton's Log just caused me to spray a conical mist of liquid ass all over the room. I need to change my pants, underwear and the curtains.
by MicahtheDangerous January 24, 2011
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Floating log

The results of doing a turd in the ocean when camping on the beach.
For example “why are you leaving the tent.”
“I’m going to do a floating log.”
“Oh ok.”
by Dora the whore-a September 22, 2019
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BEEF LOG

n. pl. (BeefLogs)

1. A Naturally Enormous Flesh Of Meat Belonging To The Penis Family.

2. A Part Of The Male Anatomy Of Any Race Who Is Found Well Endowed.

3. Cannot Be Protected With Any Prophylactic Smaller Than A Magnum XL.

4. Will Cause Normal Civilian Women And/Or Men To Become Insanely Jealous, Possessive And Chronic Personal Voicemail/Email Hackers During And After Sexual Relations.

5. Causes Immense Jaw Muscle Pain Immediately Following Oral Entertainment.

6. Often Nicknamed "The Third Leg."
"Giiiiiirl, We Had A Great Time Last Night! And The Beef Log Was OFF THE HOOK!"
by Imrov Queen Domingo October 29, 2012
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tweedling the log

a word that sounds bad, but really means nothing at all
last night I walked in on my roommate while he was tweedling the log
by turtlevagina September 5, 2010
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da log

is the drinking spot in the woods. Not the most comfortable spot to chill and drink Mickeys double deuces in excess but it is away from the cops and you can piss anywhere. Also if the cops did come. You have a lot of places to run to.
Hey what’s up are you going to “Da Log” later because T.C. bought some Mickey’s deuces and that’s the only spot we can drink at later on.
by Staydown2722 September 10, 2020
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log launcher

Bert's going to cram two fingers up Ernie's log launcher when he gets home tonight.
by Hidge Quincel January 16, 2018
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Pre-Log

1)A fart before you take a dump
Man I had to poo hella bad last night turns out it was just a huge pre-log
by Whiteshadow8 June 9, 2013
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