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tweedling the log

a word that sounds bad, but really means nothing at all
last night I walked in on my roommate while he was tweedling the log
by turtlevagina September 5, 2010
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Snow on the Log

When you take a shit and jerk off onto the turd.
Gotta go take a crap real quick. Might even snow on the log.
by NiggerButt May 16, 2014
mugGet the Snow on the Logmug.

log twaddling

a phrase that sounds dirty, but really isn't anything
1: Hey man I just exercising all day you do anything.

2: No I've just been log twaddling all day.
by freddie mama January 18, 2011
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Logging Framework

Toilet.

A definition relating an abstraction in which common code providing generic functionality can be selectively overridden or specialised by user code providing specific functionality, and dropping one in the bog.
Barry found that he had to utilise the logging framework more often than he expected when a critical incident caused several dumps to be produced at once.
by RhythmJunky May 6, 2010
mugGet the Logging Frameworkmug.

Smacking log

Izik walked in on Tanner smacking log at 7 am.
by Big Coxie March 8, 2023
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perma-log

The remnants of a usually-massive dump left on the bottom of the bowl. May also be used as a verb.
If he perma-logs in my bowl one more time, I'm going to deuce on his bed.
by TW Chissmoose April 1, 2004
mugGet the perma-logmug.

chili log

When you rub shit on your dick and then smack someone in the face with it.
Chad totally chili logged me last night again in front of my friends.
by Momma Howse March 5, 2022
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