chili log

When you rub shit on your dick and then smack someone in the face with it.
Chad totally chili logged me last night again in front of my friends.
by Momma Howse March 06, 2022
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Bacci log

A joint that consists of mostly bacci and is basically a glorified cigarette, it can also be called a box mod.
Person 1: Look Mark is smoking another bacci log
Person 2: He just loves his bacci logs doesn’t he
Person 1: He really need to get of the bacci that Mark does
by The president of Loffey June 22, 2021
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perma-log

The remnants of a usually-massive dump left on the bottom of the bowl. May also be used as a verb.
If he perma-logs in my bowl one more time, I'm going to deuce on his bed.
by TW Chissmoose April 01, 2004
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log doggin

When you are dropping a turd so big you gotta push a little at a time just to get it out with tearing your hole
Dude this shit is tearing my hole, I'm gonna have to start log doggin.
by Cooter polluter September 15, 2017
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laying logs

What your dog does when he starts walking hunched over & bow-legged, then does 2 and a half counter-clockwise rotations before he finally squats down and takes a shit.
When I let Fido out in the backyard this morning, he immediately began laying logs.
by mudder fawkker March 31, 2017
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christmas log

The poop after the excitement of opening presents Christmas morning.
Sam dropped off his Christmas log after opening his XBox on Christmas morning
by Dholla December 28, 2013
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Hot Log

An unusually long turd that makes its way out of your asshole at an unusually hot temperature.
*toilet water splashes*
You: Wow, that one was a hot log!
by Vultrex480 December 21, 2022
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