Locker Jenga

The act of trying to retrieve something from a messy locker without pulling everything out
Tom was late to class because he was playing locker Jenga; while trying to retrieve his chemistry book, Toms many supplies toppled out on top of him .

Person 1: "wow kelly you need to clean out your locker!"
Kelly: "why, everything fits in here?"
Person 1: you don't want to play locker Jenga now do you?
by EnigmaticEros April 10, 2015
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Locker room highway

Its where three or more guys do a chain of anal sex while doing a reach around
Hey do you want to meet later for a locker room highway
by Madhatter 381 September 28, 2019
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Shift Locker

A person who constantly has to use shift lock in Roblox. They twist and spin around people's avatars to get a good look at them, hump people's avatars on a daily basis, and when someone says something "shocking" in the chat (which most of the time it isn't), these shift lockers twist around instantly at the person who said it, acting like what they said was a big deal. It is the dorkiest thing to watch, and if you want to see it for yourself, join these Roblox games they cultivate in: Rate My Avatar, Public Bathroom Simulator, and White Room. There is a 90% chance you will see this happen or it will happen to you.
Person 1: "Erm... heh, imma touch you!"
Person 2: *Instantly faces Person 1, acting all shocked at a commonly repeated and incredibly annoying phrase.*
Person 1: "You fell for my trap, now the entire Gamer League will frown down upon you as the shift locker you are."
Person 2: "NO!!!!!!!!!!"
by greensnake July 31, 2024
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cap locker

Someone who always has caplocks on.
DID YOU SEE THE GAME LAST NIGHT?

stop yelling you cap locker
by thebloodytoot October 18, 2015
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Food locker

The food that put in locker, it ferments special food with flies, its yum
Lets put some spaghetti in the food locker!
by Dog............... March 09, 2022
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The Locker Room Ladies

Pink pussy hat wearers
History Remembered: Trump and the Locker Room Ladies

In an infamous Access Hollywood hot mic moment, Trump expressed his amazement and dismay with the type of women that will allow famous men to fondle them just because they're famous. This criticism did not sit well with what we'll call "the locker room ladies" who in protest chose to strap on pink ski hats intended to resemble female anatomy so as to say we'll use our female anatomy however we want thank you very much and how dare you even comment on our behavior. To show just how serious they were, they then proceeded to vote for history's most famous fondler in the 2020 election. This has been history remembered.
by Objective-Reason Daddy October 24, 2023
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squirt locker

1. (noun.) Female equivalent to the spank bank; synonym of flick file.
Did you see Channing Tatum in Magic Mike XXL? I popped a lady boner and totally put it in the squirt locker.
by Ben Segal April 26, 2016
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