half a loaf

Getting a semi on.

On a bumpy bus ride I got a half a loaf

by Geordielover123 November 17, 2016

liquid loaf

a rather nasty euphemism for a right good tom tit

"sorry im late, i had to drop a liquid loaf on the way"
or
"bloody hell, who's baked a liquid loaf and left the bathroom haunted?"

by street spirit June 3, 2004

Muffin Loaf

The act of pooping into a vagina. See how the words "Loaf in muff" (ie turd in vagina) rearrange to form "Muffin Loaf" (an obscure baked good)?

Dogg she said I could do anything so I busted out the muffin loaf

by who loves orange soda August 21, 2009

Almighty Loaf

The Almighty Loaf is a meme that's old. Like, 4 years old. It's dead now.

I think people still use this meme.

The Almighty Loaf says: we are all yeast m'lady

by waldor August 20, 2016

hoe loaf

a sexually promiscuous girl, who has multiple partners in a small community/area. Similar to a Hoe Muffin, while one or two people may share a "Muffin", when there's a "Loaf" to go around, everyone gets a piece.

"Man was that an awesome keg party or what?" said Drew, "Everybody got a turn with that hoe loaf, Alexis. Even Fat Phil."

by Kevin aka "Ace" November 7, 2006

steam loaf

It's when you shit in a pan, then put it in the stove to cook, then you munch out on it.

Drew's mom cooked a steam loaf for supper and his family loved it.

by Jordan February 9, 2005

butt loaf

the excretion of fecal matter out of someones anus, usually of the large variety. also know as the act of flatulence.

" My stomach hurts so bad, think I got to drop a butt loaf."
" That fart was so big I think it was a damn butt loaf!"

by platelunch07 July 27, 2009