Carnival Lizard

Prostitutes, mainly crack whores, who hang around carnivals looking to turn tricks with the dirty carnies traveling through. Known to exchange in sexual practices for either money, drugs, or free rides. Sometimes Carnival Lizards are current or former Lot Lizards that enjoy a break from the truck stops they so very frequent.

Wanting a break from her normal job in the truck stop parking lot, Sandy got dressed in her best Carnival Lizard attire in hopes to engage with multiple carnie johns for the night .

by BecauseImNotOneOfYourFans August 3, 2016

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Lizard Method

Using a lizard-like, rapid flick o' the tongue to pleasure a vagina.

Austin used the the lizard method to no avail.

by kale hag February 26, 2015

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Throat Lizard

A throat lizard (or pork missile, glizzy) is a hot-dog sold by the cart girl on a golf course

Oh boy, I am starving! I'm going to destroy 2 throat lizard at the turn

by Seannoob March 14, 2022

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Lizard Launch

the act of jizzing so much and fast, that the other person is launched off of the male rod.

Please don't lizard launch me

I did you hear that blank got lizard launched last night.

by Lizard Len March 2, 2014

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penthouse lizard

High end lot lizard.

She isn't a cheap prostitute like the rest of the lot lizards; she's a penthouse lizard.

by Tibby504 November 17, 2017

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Love Lizards

Love Lizards is a Rhythm Heaven Minigame. You play as a yellow ||Güiro Lizard||, your partner is a green, smaller Güiro Lizard. You must be in sync with your partner, while your partner shakes their tail, you scratch your back, but don’t do this randomly! You only do so after you both stomp your feet in a pattern.

“Mike! I just perfected Love Lizards!”
“Shut up, I’m playing Glee Club.”

by I Write Random Explanations June 18, 2021

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