plain lippy

A man without a moustache

friend #1 «im trying to grow a moustache»
friend #2 «you dont wanna be a plain lippy anymore?»

by TheStonkSlayer October 8, 2023

plain lippy

a man without a moustache

tom tucker: «you know his type, they’re all guilty»
mort goldman: «well, what type is that?»
tom tucker: «hes one of them plain lippys, you know no moustache like a normal person. prancing around with his naked lip for all the world to see.»
peter griffin: «sir! you are talking to a plain lippy»

by TheStonkSlayer October 12, 2023

Late Lipko Syndrome

LLS is a terrible disease that affects millions of humans every day some people also refer to it as CLD - chronic late disorder. LLS doesn’t only affect the patient but also their parents, friends and S.Os whom the patient most likely haven’t seen in ages since they’re always late.

“Is Mary even coming?”
“She’ll be here eventually, she has Late Lipko Syndrome”

by Late Lipko Syndrome October 14, 2023

Louisville Liplock

When going down on a chick who hasn't shaved in awhile, and getting your teeth caught in it, providing a lip on twat lip kiss.

My girl didn't shave this week, and I wound up in a Louisville liplock last night.

by Big Egg March 19, 2008

bhole lipper

a wad or big handfull of smokeless tobacco wrapped in a piece of toilet paper like a dubbie then shove into the buthole about two knucks deep

yogi: hey bill you gonna toss a lipper in

Bill: Nah guy i just shoved a bhole lipper in two knucks deep

Yogi: Oh how is that sittin in your bhole
Bill: ITs sitting real dece i love a dece bhole lipper, and after i throw it in two knucks deep i like to smell my poop of my finger
Yogi: how you planning on getting that out
BIll: ahhh il just shit her out later

by mike kroch August 20, 2009

lippencott

A lippencott is someone who has many leather bound books, and animal pelt rugs all over his house. If you meet him in a bar, you would likely run in horror from the mere sound of his voice. His middle name is most likely to be the same as the name for a small south american country. He enjoys a good Chianti & fine cigars, that he has hand rolled in the thighs of columbian women.

Oh my gawd, did you see that guys snake skin jacket? He's a full blown Lippencott

by The most interesting man ALIVE September 14, 2010

libposting

When people pretend to be extremely liberal on the internet. Generally people who are libposting adopt a fake persona that is offended by everything and is extremely politically correct.

I was talking about Thanksgiving on the internet when this guy called it "Thankstaking" and went on a rant about how evil a holiday it was. As I was about to respond, he said he was just libposting.

by Lughser November 30, 2010