lazy cobra

The act of laying a flaccid penis across someone's shoulder.

Cameron's shoulder was hurting so I gave him a lazy cobra!

by Lazy cobra 69 October 22, 2015

Lazy typer

A lazy typer is someone who doesn’t spell out words to the full extent

Lazy typer key phrases : You’re ; ur. What are you doing ; wryd .

Okay ; k. You ; u. I love you ; ily.

by Melissa Cox January 6, 2019

clothes-lazy

adj: a state of mind where you simply have no desire to wear any clothes at all, often restricting the activities you would like to undertake, for example going on skype with your little brother, or leaving your room to buy chocolate from a vending machine.

Tom, you're so clothes-lazy!

yes i'm so clazey!

by looley fazakerkoo May 31, 2010

lazy leslie

A lazy girl, who sits around her room drinking beer and eating takis while texting her friend Lazy

Lazy Leslie is a person that don't do anything

by Lazy :) June 16, 2017

Lazy booty

A buttocks that appears to sit low on a persons body. ( long back)

Did you see that chick with the lazy booty in the mall??

by Blacc February 11, 2019

Lazy Rapist

A lazy rapist rapes in a very lazy manner. They are quite often unprepared and unenthusiastic about the episode. More often than not the rapist wont even finish, they'll simply stop and leave. They will not go out of their way to conceal their crime.

Jane: "I heard you were attacked in the park last night while you were out walking your dog."

Emma: "Yeah I'm lucky that he was a typical male though."

Jane: "Yeah, I heard you fell victim to a lazy rapist."

Emma: "He was that lazy he didn't even finish, he practically stuck his knob in then bailed after I asked if that was it."

by CuteRaz February 3, 2012

Lazy Stranger

When a male commences in the act of sitting on top of his own hands until they become numb and fall asleep. Then he starts to masturbate, and because his hands are asleep it feels like a "stranger" that is quite "lazy."

Dude guess what i did last night

what?

i gave myself a lazy stranger

a "lazy stranger?"

yeah, its when you sit on yourhands till they fall asleep and then you jerk off with it!

dude! you fag!

No dude trust me,its cool, dont worry about it,c'mon trust me.

by Rusty Shacklefurd May 21, 2008