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Lazy typer

A lazy typer is someone who doesn’t spell out words to the full extent
Lazy typer key phrases : You’re ; ur. What are you doing ; wryd .

Okay ; k. You ; u. I love you ; ily.
by Melissa Cox January 6, 2019
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The lazy fireman

When you goin in hard then you proceed to pull out. Then light the pussy hair on fire and jizz to put it out
Ayo my ex gave me the lazy fireman and now my pussy looks like a schnauzer with 3rd degree burns
by Crack15 August 30, 2019
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Lazy Rapist

A lazy rapist rapes in a very lazy manner. They are quite often unprepared and unenthusiastic about the episode. More often than not the rapist wont even finish, they'll simply stop and leave. They will not go out of their way to conceal their crime.
Jane: "I heard you were attacked in the park last night while you were out walking your dog."

Emma: "Yeah I'm lucky that he was a typical male though."

Jane: "Yeah, I heard you fell victim to a lazy rapist."

Emma: "He was that lazy he didn't even finish, he practically stuck his knob in then bailed after I asked if that was it."
by CuteRaz February 3, 2012
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Lazy Stranger

When a male commences in the act of sitting on top of his own hands until they become numb and fall asleep. Then he starts to masturbate, and because his hands are asleep it feels like a "stranger" that is quite "lazy."
Dude guess what i did last night

what?

i gave myself a lazy stranger

a "lazy stranger?"

yeah, its when you sit on yourhands till they fall asleep and then you jerk off with it!

dude! you fag!

No dude trust me,its cool, dont worry about it,c'mon trust me.
by Rusty Shacklefurd May 21, 2008
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Lazy booty

A buttocks that appears to sit low on a persons body. ( long back)
Did you see that chick with the lazy booty in the mall??
by Blacc February 11, 2019
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Lazy wanker

Australian slang

Fucking ugly or fat girls because you dont want to have a wank
How did you end up fucking that pig last night Bruce.

Well you know me mate I'm just a lazy wanker.
by Sprot December 28, 2011
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Uber Lazy

Taking an Uber for a embarrassingly short ride.
"We could walk the 6 blocks to the concert but I'm feeling Uber lazy."
by Kevbo72 November 24, 2019
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