Newton's Log

n. the phenomenon of excrement being forced from one's anus when lifting a sufficiently heavy object. The square of the velocity of the excrement is proportional to the mass of the object being lifted assuming constant excremental mass and constant acceleration of the object being lifted.

To every action there is always an equal and opposite reaction: or the forces of two bodies, one being the force required to move an object away from the center of a gravitational field and the other being poo directed toward the center of the same gravitational field, on each other are always equal and are directed in opposite directions.

I had a bad case of the mudbutt earlier this morning and my situation just got so much worse. Newton's Log just caused me to spray a conical mist of liquid ass all over the room. I need to change my pants, underwear and the curtains.

by MicahtheDangerous January 24, 2011

Protein log

1.A log of or pertaining to protein
2.A man's junk.

She was looking for a protein log, and I showed her exactly where to find one, in my pants

by Jack Mehoff Ahors December 17, 2008

da log

is the drinking spot in the woods. Not the most comfortable spot to chill and drink Mickeys double deuces in excess but it is away from the cops and you can piss anywhere. Also if the cops did come. You have a lot of places to run to.

Hey what’s up are you going to “Da Log” later because T.C. bought some Mickey’s deuces and that’s the only spot we can drink at later on.

by Staydown2722 September 10, 2020

fog log

A joint and/or blunt of gigantic proportions.

Man, I went to Willie's house last night, and that dude rolled up one hell of a fog log.

by prospero418 April 3, 2009

laying logs

What your dog does when he starts walking hunched over & bow-legged, then does 2 and a half counter-clockwise rotations before he finally squats down and takes a shit.

When I let Fido out in the backyard this morning, he immediately began laying logs.

by mudder fawkker March 30, 2017

tweedling the log

a word that sounds bad, but really means nothing at all

last night I walked in on my roommate while he was tweedling the log

by turtlevagina September 5, 2010

log launcher

Anus

Bert's going to cram two fingers up Ernie's log launcher when he gets home tonight.

by Hidge Quincel January 16, 2018