the blind leading the lost

A more sensible version of "the blind leading the blind"

Hammer: "Swanny and George are drunk as fuck, they have no idea what's going on"

Phaz: "I know bro, it's like The Blind Leading The Lost..."

by PhazMan November 5, 2013

I Gambled and Lost

A wet fart.

I just cut a big fart and I gambled and lost. My pants are in the washing machine.

by Colorado Bootman September 30, 2021

The Universal Law of the Lost Remote

The law of physics (not really) that pertains to the difficulty of finding a lost TV remote, set of keys, etc. The only logical explanation is that the item has dropped into a black hole and the only way to bring it back to this realm is to stop looking for it. Once you've gone about your day, it practically falls back into your lap.

I was late to work today because I couldn't find my keys! My boss was okay with it, though. I told him it was The Universal Law of the Lost Remote.

by Ndallenaz January 29, 2010

vaginal lobster

When a female vagina has become too dirty for crabs, they get lobsters.

Adams mom got vaginal lobsters after deciding not to douche herself last month.

by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007

Lobstersoap

A bunch of faggots doing things that aren't funny...ever.

Adam: Dude, have you been on lobstersoap recently?

David: Yeah man. The shit sucks and really, those faggots should choke on a cock.

by Tum ta terp a too December 27, 2010

lost in textlation

Literally, an SMS text message that is mistakenly interpreted by the recipient to mean something other then what the sender meant the message to convey. This is a common problem as the limitations of characters that fit into a standard SMS text message require the sender to abbreviate or otherwise cut out words making the message harder to understand, hence lost in textlation.

Any text can be misinterpreted as grammer is rarely used so even a simple text like:

A text that says "what are you doing?" could be interpreted by the recipient to mean what are they doing that very minute or it could be a critique from the sender asking the recipient what the hell they are doing, i.e. what's their problem. This rather simple example demonstrates lost in textlation.

When matters of relationships are discussed via text, that is where things can really become problematic.

by Moishe January 11, 2009

lobot

Anyone who walks around with one of those stupid bluetooth thingies on their ear.

Corey:
"Hey dad, why is that lobot here? Who is going to be calling him here at Denny's at 6:00 in the morning?"

Dad:
"Son you don't understand. Lobot's just want to give everyone else in the room the impression that they're important."

by W.C. Ford December 23, 2006