lastyesterday

when your so pissed of you can't even English.

remember lastyesterday when you called me a bitch.

by mynameischeff March 27, 2017

Last Minute Cancel Bullshit

When someone cancels on you last minute with a weak excuse. Very common among flaky people.

Scenario 1:
Brent "Hey Becki I'm almost there."

Becki "Oh sorry Brent, I can't hangout anymore. I have to go shopping with my friends mum"

Brent "Damn it Becki why do you always pull this last minute cancel bullshit!"
Scenario 2:
John"Oh hey Emily, I thought you were going out tonight?"
Emily"Nat pulled some last minute cancel bullshit on me. Said she had to wait in for her sisters parcel!"
John"Well that sucks, sorry mate"

by mrperson123 August 11, 2017

Leakstepia

When you are leaking out of every hole

hello this Dr. Poki, i'd like to deliver a voicemail doctor's note. confirming that fed is indeed sick with a case of 'leakstepia.' where he is just leaking out of every hole. and because of such... he must be relieved of any duties that he has today. aside from... you know... the doodies coming out of his butt hole 'cause he's leaking everywhere. thank you for your time in consideration

by Nova_music November 26, 2019

Last Guy I'd Ever Go Gay for

A way to suggest another man is particularly unattractive.

Fugly

Soon after sighting the sheer size of Jacob's schnoz, Spencer swiftly shouts, "He's the last guy I'd ever go gay for!"

by Rebellious Yoshi January 31, 2021

Last straw

The latest in a series of distressing but regularly tolerated events that gives rise to the first obvious sign of intolerance towards the offending party, usually in the form of a drastic decision or the offer of an ultimatum. May have come from shortening the idiom/expression "the straw that breaks the camel's back", relating the distress caused by the offending party to stacking straw on the back of a camel over time until it collapses under the weight.

After a series of non-explicit infarctions, Jimmy McGill loudly disturbing his coworkers with his bagpipes is the last straw that forces Cliff Main to fire him from his law firm without cause.

by WorstAnimu July 16, 2022

Finishing Last

Also known as "Last Place" is used in the context of when someone is the last person in a group of men to have his way with a woman, or man.

Person 1: "Max was the last person to smash Jacky of the group!"
Person 2: "He's always finishing last."

by Carona Boi August 5, 2018

The last battle of ww2

The last battle of ww2 included on the allies side amarican, French (where prisoners of war )soldiers and some nazi defectors and some German deserters. On the axis where the nazi SS shock troops and loyalist . The battle what's when some amarican soldiers disobey orders to stay put and assault a German fort only to find German traitors and French soldiers who where liberated by the Germans who betrayed hitters orders and when they got in there the battle started. This was the only battle of ww2 that enemy traitors helped the allies and the only battle where Germans soldiers, nazi defectors,amarican and French soldiers worked together they managed to hold the fort until the Americans pissed off general arrived and was shocked by how they managed to defend the Fort.

This is the history of the last battle of ww2

by thecanadianninja December 20, 2018