by pekpekmomabaho May 27, 2021
They make their fans cry because they always choke on dick in the 1st round and can never make it past a playoffs series.
Toronto maple leafs: That's the best dick I ever had give me more
Fans: STOP CHOKING ON THAT DICK AND WIN A PLAYOFFS SERIES.
Fans: STOP CHOKING ON THAT DICK AND WIN A PLAYOFFS SERIES.
by Austinomino June 15, 2021
Storied NHL team that has won 13 Cups, but none since the NHL expanded beyond 6 teams.
I'm convinced they cannot possibly win more than 2 rounds of playoffs, even in a good year.
I'm convinced they cannot possibly win more than 2 rounds of playoffs, even in a good year.
And the Toronto Maple Leafs have made the playoffs! Woo!
Oh no, Philly in the first round. Well, there's always next year. Go Blue Jays.
Oh no, Philly in the first round. Well, there's always next year. Go Blue Jays.
by DVDGuy September 11, 2008
When you stretch out your scrotum to make a little pool, full it with maple syrup which your girl drinks while you sing “O Canada” dressed in full hockey gear.
by King_Fishy January 30, 2021
(in an english accent) You stupid squashed cabbage leaf
by coolio5251 September 14, 2006
the act of three girls making-out with each other simultaneously. Special attention must be paid in this maneuver to allow for each girl to kiss the other two, ie proper nose placement and lip alignment. The best view of this phenomenon is from the aerial perspective.
When two bi-spurious females add a third girl to the mix the reaction is usually compounded exponentially.
When two bi-spurious females add a third girl to the mix the reaction is usually compounded exponentially.
Person 1: Would you take a look at those attention-whores... they are so bi-spurious.
Person 2: wait a minute, is another girl joining in?
Person 1: Holy Shit, Three Leaf Clover!!
Person 2: wait a minute, is another girl joining in?
Person 1: Holy Shit, Three Leaf Clover!!
by Myfartssmelllikepoop November 26, 2010
A team whose fan base has all the arrogance of the New York Yankees nation, loving a team that is quickly becoming a band of loveable losers (like the Chicago Cubs...). 1967 is a quickly fading memory. A fanbase that evidently has a high threshold for chronic mediocrity, given that they havent made the playoffs the past two seasons. All this from a city which has about as much soul as Des Moines. In Leafs fans minds...they would say they have a World Class hockey team. Most clear headed people know better.
by Seamus McClannnnnnahan May 06, 2007