Law Bro: Inclusive of all genders, a law bro is someone who believes that the pursuit of their education (J.D.) intrinsically makes them more valuable than the other. A law bro allows the pursuit of power and money to cloud their judgment regarding non-absolutes and compromise. A law bro doesn't realize that their education isn't the only nor most important agenda. Law bros, to reduce their suffering, must learn to alleviate their egos, self-righteousness, and ideal that they are superior and embrace an ethic of care, knowledge, and mastery for mastery's sake.
Law bro, "I can't believe I got an A- in Con Law after studying for 80 hours last week. Doesn't my professor realize I'm better?"
Enlightened law bro, "shut the fuck up and stop being toxic."
Enlightened law bro, "shut the fuck up and stop being toxic."
by Kid Zeeh July 03, 2023
A theory that depicts the idea that everyone else is actively participating in a certain act, deviant or otherwise, that you are not aware of. Coke's Law is often used to specifically describe the realization that you are the only one who isn't in on something.
Dean: Mr. Pitt was fuckin' blasted today, I never saw him this tweaked out before. Dude really needs to take it easy on the blow..
Luigi: What? Mr. Pitt does coke?
Dean: Bro seriously? Everybody does coke.
Greg: Coke's Law
Luigi: What? Mr. Pitt does coke?
Dean: Bro seriously? Everybody does coke.
Greg: Coke's Law
by gregorymoserville23 December 13, 2020
As an online discussion about U2 grows longer, the probability of someone pointing out that Bono is a wanker approaches one
User1: Rattle and Hum was the best album ever
User2: That Bono is a complete wanker.
User1: Ahhh I invoke Hewson's Law, I win
User2: That Bono is a complete wanker.
User1: Ahhh I invoke Hewson's Law, I win
by TheGreatJC January 22, 2009
“Can I come to the party” “Yea but, you gotta bring drinks, thats law..”
“Fritios are nasty” “thats law”
“Fritios are nasty” “thats law”
by NoBrim December 12, 2021
xQc's Law (sometimes referred to as Lengyel's Law) states that there is a direct correlation between surface village location in terms of x and z values and probability of sub-surface lava spawning in the respective chunks located at those x and z values. It is implied through xQc's Law that lava is less likely to spawn at y values near y = 11 when in chunks containing a surface village or near a surface village.
by hiVoltage_ February 19, 2021
How did so-and-so get banned anyway?
Shhhh, you'll run afoul of Quid's Law. PM me if you really want details.
Shhhh, you'll run afoul of Quid's Law. PM me if you really want details.
by Regina Fong June 22, 2010
Berns Law states that you will never find a graphics editor or graphic designer online that is not good looking.
by protocolza February 03, 2016