Lawrenceburg

Origin of 99% of Jerry Springer guests.

Sam -- Hey, my roommate this year is from "Lawrenceburg."
Bill -- No way! Dude that is fucking crazy, is he doin his sister?

by CrazyBob September 24, 2008

Laurence

Laurence, for a man, is one of the most caring, sweet, intelligent people you'll ever meet. He has a soft side for family and friends, and most probably knows how to cook. He is such a gentleman, and is super hot as well. He is a carefree person, who, of course get all the ladies.

Laurence, for a female, is a beautiful, caring, lovable person. She can also be very tough. Although she may be VERY stubborn, she is an amazing person to hang out with. She has, as well, a soft side for family and good friends.
She most probably gets irritated if you say her name incorrectly. She always puts others before herself.

MALE:

girl 1: Oh my god! Laurence is so hot! He smiled and held the door for me this morning.
girl 2: I know right! Rumor has it he knows how to cook. So attractive.

FEMALE:
girl 1: Have you met the girl named Laurence yet? She's such a sweetheart! And she's super funny and gorgeous as well!

by ILike80'sMusic_JudgeMe July 16, 2018

laurence

The name of an old, smelly arm chair. Sits in the corner and doesn't do much but still manages to annoy you.

Dude, stopping sitting all over Laurence

by MartinTardis June 9, 2011

Lawrenceville

A small town in Mercer County New Jersey located very close to Princeton. Home to the elite Lawrenceville School as well as quaint eateries such as TJ's and Peggy Sue's.

Chad: "Hey, you're from Lawrenceville?"

Jim: "Yep, coolest place on Earth."

by barbiegirl0009 March 19, 2009

mark lawrenceson

Ex footballer and football pundit/commentator for the BBC's Match of the Day. Born 9th June 1962 on a ferry crossing the River Mersey. Won shit loads with Liverpool FC during the 70s and 80s but nothing with the rep of Ireland or northern Ireland. It came to light in 1990 that his father Dougal was a submarine captain in the Irish navy during world war 2 and that he had torpedoed the Bismark and sank it (sunday sport). His Mother Mary was rumoured to be the inspiration for Paul McCartneys song Let it be. Other than that the guy's a totally opinionated cock who knows fuck all about anything apart from dodgy thatched cottage type hair styles, telling crap jokes and manlove fantasies about Gary Lineker

Gary Lineker " Lets go over live to the emirates stadium with our commentators John Motson and that twat Mark Lawrenceson"
John Motson " Thanks Gary, the crowd are really fired up for this one today "
Mark Lawrenceson " Yes Motty I think its gunner be a good one...ha ha ha "
John Motson " for fuck sake Lawro take the fucking day off "
Mark Lawrenceson " ha ha ha ....gunner be good....ha ha ha"

by Rob St Evenage March 6, 2008

David laurence

A racist Hitler type of person. This person will never laugh and is probably plotting how he can kill every race except his own.

Wow Hitler was a real David Laurence

by ya boi 76 December 8, 2018

Lawerence

When observed in their nateral habitat the Lawerence is found to lack skills that would be found in otherwise normal subjects. The Lawerence pretends to be tough and worldly but the study of the Lawerence shows his attatchment to parental units and siblings, unable to "Adult" like normal subjects the Lawerence has low self worth and is codependent on others.

"play a game called keep the flame, this game insists of shoving a lit candle up the anus and pulling it out again with the flame still alive, to do this u have to have a loose asshole"

"Sounds like a game for Lawerence "

by Randybobany January 28, 2017