Thumper's Law

Named after the rabbit from Disney's Bambi, whose father told him "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." It is way of teaching of keeping derogatory comments to oneself in respect to those who aren't as able as you are to avoid conflict.

Male 1: Man, that a-hole is such a-
Male 2: Hey, remember Thumper's Law man.
Male 1: Fine, don't want any problems anyway.

by Zaiaku September 15, 2016

Gunter's Law

Gunter's Law:
A term that originated on Facebook, Gunter's Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will bring up Donald Trump, the Alt-Right, the KKK, or the Nazis. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Gunter's Law has effectively won the argument.

"Ironically, Trump will be forced to confiscate all privately-owned guns when he gets sufficiently paranoid about an assassination attempt...just like the Nazis."

Nice job invoking Gunter's Law!

by phoenixlives November 29, 2016

Berns Law

All graphic designers are good looking online.

Berns Law states that you will never find a graphics editor or graphic designer online that is not good looking.

by protocolza October 5, 2016

Coke's Law

A theory that depicts the idea that everyone else is actively participating in a certain act, deviant or otherwise, that you are not aware of. Coke's Law is often used to specifically describe the realization that you are the only one who isn't in on something.

Dean: Mr. Pitt was fuckin' blasted today, I never saw him this tweaked out before. Dude really needs to take it easy on the blow..

Luigi: What? Mr. Pitt does coke?

Dean: Bro seriously? Everybody does coke.

Greg: Coke's Law

by gregorymoserville23 December 13, 2020

law of findicus

a rule that states that if you cannot find it anywhere, it must be inside your bag

Person A: I lost my bag!
Person B: Law of findicus my friend, it must be in your bag.

by Mr. Memeologist October 6, 2018

Marisa's Law

Marisa's Law states that if an individual performs the act of deepthroating on a medium-to-large sized penis over and over again, saliva will automatically be produced by the individual performing the deepthroat. This saliva is an automatic and unintended physical response to such aggressive deepthroat attempts. This saliva can be repurposed for future sexual acts.

Exceptions to Marisa's Law: Small Penises, Micro-Penises, Penises that are not Steve's Penis

If I deepthroat this schlong enough, its gonna get soaked. I know this because I studied Marisa's Law in undergrad.

by TheRockUncircumsized January 5, 2022

thats law

When something is a fact or agreeable.

Or another word for “on god/ong”.

“Can I come to the party” “Yea but, you gotta bring drinks, thats law..”

“Fritios are nasty” “thats law”

by NoBrim December 12, 2021