space landing

When a guy takes a crap in a chick's vag.

Todd & Sheri are going home so Todd can do a space landing on Sheri.

by LilScubaGirl July 24, 2008

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Clam lapping

Eating snatch, rugmunching, giving oral pleasure to a woman.

Johnny loves clam lapping. He's happiest when he's snout deep in fresh snatch.

by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011

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Twat lapping

Walking around a club on the off chance you bump into a girl that wants your penis

Going to the toilet was an easy excuse for twat lapping

by peter griffin 007 December 9, 2013

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A corkscrew landing (also spiral landing) is a method of penetration that is intended to minimize the risk of the man being hit by anti-aircraft fire from the ground on his way to the destination orifice. Instead of slow descent towards the hole, in a corkscrew landing the phallus is positioned at high altitude above the entry port, then descends rapidly in a spiral. The manoeuvre is typically performed by pilots of military aircraft.

Man 1: hey pal, you don’t look so hot.

Pilot: yeah I feel like shit. I botched a corkscrew landing last night and missed the landing strip.

Man 1: ouch.

by dragonmasterman December 9, 2018

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