50 Korean Kids with a Handful of Rocks 

(50 Korean Kids with a Handful of Rocks) Phrase. 1) The subtle way of pointing out a woman’s cellulite. 2) The logical reaction to seeing a 300 pound woman in a pair of stretch pants with cellulite so bad that it looks like 50 Korean kids with a handful of rocks pelted her legs and ass ruthlessly. (See also: Hail Damage, Cheese, The Cheese, Nasty Cheese, Grated Cheese, Lump and Your Moms nasty ass legs)

1) Dude, that lady looks like she was attacked by 50 Korean Kids with a Handful of Rocks.
2) Oh shit, she must have been attacked by 50 Korean Kids with a Handful of Rocks.

50 Korean Kids with a Handful of Rocks by SirIsaacHillary September 24, 2005

West-Korean chimichanga 

The sexual performance of 69'ing an Asian male/female while a Mexican man/woman uses this oppurtunity to not only finger your butthole, but your partner's butthole too.

Me: "Hey you guys wanna' partake in a West-Korean chimichanga?"
Kimmy: "Yeah Javier and I would love to dude!"
Javier: "Yo Kimmy im gonna' finger the shit outa' this butthole!"

West-Korean chimichanga by zwaanjspkd October 14, 2011

Irish Korean 

Like the Scottish Korean commercial on starburst but better. A beautiful irish korean girl that can out drink any man.

hey tom look at that hot girl chugging that beer
yeah john shes Irish Korean
that's hot

Irish Korean by the irish korean 1 November 10, 2010

Fail Korean 

Noun. There comes a time in every Korean's life, where the world begins to crumble. They reach the pinacle of mankind and gets praised as a god by the Korean news. However, their own greed and blindsided upbringing of "going big or go home" destroys their finances/emotional state and lands them in the biggest house, That we know as jail. The Fail Korean is the Korean impreative, except backwards, and Korean mothers are left wondering how "their parents must feel"instead of worrying about the Fail Korean

Have you ever heard of someone losing 20 billion in 2 days? He is a Fail Korean.
Do you have advice on how to crumble your crypto empire? He is a Fail Korean
Have you heard of your wife sucking on random guys dicks? I think Dr.K knows. He is a Fail Korean

Fail Korean by Fportanova June 28, 2022

North Korean Microwave

The North Korean Microwave, not to be confused with the north Korean wheelchair.

Is a sex position involving 3-9 50+ year old men in traditional North Korean military attire(6 for optimal outcome.)
A rotating glass platform, a woman and an elevated surface.

The woman is to be positioned below the elevated surface on the rotating platform and all 50+ year old men are to be positioned on the elevated surface and told to finish before the platform makes 3 complete rotations.

John: Hey I finally had my first North Korean Microwave yesterday

Peter: Wow, how fast was the platform rotating?

John: 1.43rpm

North Korean Microwave by Jonathon Saccs Gobbsfrey, II January 28, 2023

1/4 korean 

Is when you or your friends grandfather was in the military stationed in korea and brought home a little more than a souvenir keychain. (Aka your grandmother) this most likely occurres on the mother side

Wow you're 1/4 Korean too?

1/4 korean by Muchmaddi September 3, 2017

Short Korean Man Syndrome 

Short Korean Man (SKM) Syndrome is a mental disease characterized by a short man of Korean descent who lives in his own fantasy world. The short Korean man believes he knows what is best for others because he posses a supreme mind with vast intellectual powers, when in fact he does not and impacts those around him negatively. He rarely leaves his living quarters and surronds himself with those who will listen to his delusional beliefs. The inferiority complex stems from being both short and Korean.

Prime examples of those who suffer from SKM are:
Kim Il-sung
Kim Jong-il
Kim Jong-un
Alex Ahn

short korean man syndrome inferiority complex delusional

Short Korean Man Syndrome by Not a short Korean man :) June 24, 2013