chocolate kiss with kiwi googles 

putting your ass pucker on your partners mouth while resting you testicles in his/her eye sockets.

Never pass out at Travis' house because you might wake to the dreaded chocolate kiss with kiwi googles and there are some things you cannot unsee or untaste!

chocolate kiss with kiwi googles by case6669 March 31, 2008

team kiwi 

pwñêd by team Binty like every other airsoft or paintball team out there.

team kiwi by Timmy in a Jar October 13, 2003

Pope’s Salty Kiwi 

This can be used as a “harmless” practical joke on one of your buddies, if someone leaves a kiwi on their desk. You take the kiwi and place it down your pants and try to hold it under your scrotum. At this point you do a little jig to bless the kiwi. The sweatier the better. Then place the kiwi back on the desk. The enjoyment comes when the target cuts up their kiwi to eat and the juice drips all over the place causing them to lick their fingers clean.

Target: Hey guys I know you paid for lunch lasttime and its my turn, but I already brought a lunch, so go ahead and go without me.
Guy #1: I am so tired of him ditching out on his turn to pay.
Guy #2: Well, lets help him enjoy his lunch and bless it with Pope’s Salty Kiwi.
Guy #1: I will never be able to look at a kiwi the same again…

Pope’s Salty Kiwi by Sgt. Montechristo October 17, 2007

Ghetto Kiwi 

When you're Jone'zing for a Kiwi but dont have one:

Cut a lime in half and throw some pubic hairs on it.

GHETTO KIWI!

When you're Jone'zing for a Kiwi but dont have one:

Cut a lime in half and throw some pubic hairs on it.

GHETTO KIWI!!

Ghetto Kiwi by johnzzzzz January 16, 2008

Real Kiwi Hours 

The time ranging from 12:00 A.M to 11:59 P.M in which you go out to go scavenge for and food or scraps to keep yourself nourished.

Random Stranger: Hey do you have the time?
Me: Yeah, it's Real Kiwi Hours

Real Kiwi Hours by Real Kiwi Hours February 13, 2018

sour kiwi 

common counter strike player who thinks mozilla firefox is actually worth a damn and and can currently be found at the ubercrue forums along with his annoying laugh after he gets shot in counter strike.

Insert weird ass noise made by sour kiwi.

sour kiwi by ucdrizzt July 29, 2008

Mighty Kiwi 

A not-so-recently shaven bikini region of a female, especially one from New Zealand.

I'm all itchy from this chick with a mighty kiwi...

Mighty Kiwi by Markibu April 29, 2010