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patrick kesler

Patrick Kesler makes all things possible. I know I need a Patrick Kesler in my life. Other definitions include but not to be exempt from, other people in their lives other names in their lives names and their lives that aren't Patrick good luck.
I've always wanted Patrick Kesler.
by say No no June 19, 2022
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Brown Kestrel

Climbing term; simalar to brown eagle. Where a climber on the rock face takes a poo whilst in a harness on belay.
Joel took a huge brown kestrel whilst climbing a 3 star classic face, leaving a brown streak down the wall and hitting his belayer. The stench was unbearable.
by Climbing slang February 28, 2024
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Sera Kesera

energetic, chronic yapper with scuff wifi
The wifi is so bad, it's like Sera Kesera's dorm
by yapbro April 29, 2024
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Pulling a Danny Ketterer

When one goes to the gym only on mondays, every other week. This individual claims to want to get in shape, but his girl friend rules the roost.
How about that guy at the gym that is always pulling a Danny Ketterer year after year.
by Jim Skipper February 14, 2018
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The Sneezing Keaster

A dangerously deranged sexual act that involves rubbing a line of chili powder under your partner’s nose during anal sex. At the peak moment, just before climax, you shove their face into the pillow, pushing the chili powder into their nostrils, and triggering the sneeze of doom.

The resulting nasal eruption causes their anus to clench like a hydraulic vice, making you nut with the force of a small explosive.
“She asked me to do the Sneezing Keaster. I brought chili powder and a helmet.”

“It’s not just spicy food that burns—trust me.”
by MrBlight June 3, 2025
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