A bum from central Connecticut whose only goal in life is to go to as many minor league sports as he can whilst complaining on facebook about how he doesn’t have any money for food or a room to sleep in. He puts forth no effort in life to better himself and doesn’t deserve the thoughts and prayers one might feel inclined to offer him.
by PeetaMoran August 7, 2023
Get the Keith Lagassemug. 
by DeviousGooner February 21, 2025
Get the Keithing Itmug. by Mostrandomshitever December 4, 2022
Get the Keithmug. by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 7, 2025
Get the Andre Keith Braugher Are Kira Stephanie Cummingsmug. A Quirky Fish Mcbite boi and can sometimes be serious at times but it ok cause he’s one fab Fish Mcbite
by Incrediboyy March 2, 2019
Get the Keithmug. Likley a Sea witch from Western Australia who uses it's victims ball hair as toilet paper. Likes to show off it's fore-elbow which turns any who gaze upon it to stone.
Normal Person: Holy shit, a KEITH. Run before its shows us its left fore-elbow.
KEITH: Yo check this toilet paper I got from a guy called Jefferey.
KEITH: Yo check this toilet paper I got from a guy called Jefferey.
by Keith(real no cap) November 30, 2022
Get the KEITHmug.