Kyle

a hoe

kyle is a dirty hoe

by Bugggie October 2, 2019

Kyle

Kyle drinks Monster Energy, punches holes in drywall, still plays Black Ops II even though it is 2019, hates his dad, rides a Razor scooter even though he is 17, probably has a criminal record and wears a Monster Energy snapback.

Mom: Kyle we are going to see dad in the hospital
Kyle: Get the fuck out of my room bitch im playing Call of Duty (punches hole in drywall)

by Gekyume Dwayne Ricardo Onfroy June 19, 2019

Kyle

A batty man who has a white van and fingers little children in his spare time.

I saw Kyle looking at kids yesterday

by Funniest guy on the planet November 11, 2019

Kyle

Sometimes two faced but really nice when he's not two faced. He has a big heart, open to all! Mostly shy but when you get to know him he’s extremely funny and is a great friend. He doesn’t stick to his word though, but he can keep certain secrets!

Friend : Don’t speak to them nor be friends with them, shes such a bitch. We don’t want you to get your feeling hurt!

Kyle : Okay, i won’t speak to them.

*speaks to the person his friends tell him not to be friends with*

by Unknown Grapefruit May 22, 2019

Kyle

A wannabe or real skater boi who wears beanies and lives off of Monster and Taco Bell. They sometimes contract ligma, sugma, fugma, AND bofa. They also COMPLETELY OBLITERATE any sort of drywall and or someone who has spilled their Monster.

Nobody:
Kyle: "Keep your friends close, but your drywall closer."

by CertifiedWeebTrash July 21, 2019

Kylee

kylee is a cute girl usually emo, but not really emo but... emo, She is a good girlfriend sometimes and will love you asf, !on baby! she’s cute and likes black n has a cute kitty named Louie u can pet.. if ur nice😒, she likes boys with very black hair coz yk.. she emo, she likes alexias because alexias are really nice, kylee has big boobs too which is also cool. She is the best worst girl ever, you’ll never find another like her😊

Kylee boobs are so big bro!

by KyleePrettyGirl June 24, 2020

Kyle

If you meet a girl named girl, you've struck gold. They are one of the funniest people alive. Amazingly beautiful, and make everything they do cute in some way. A female Kyle may be a little insecure, but she really doesn't have reason to be. Either the bestest friend you will have in your entire damn life. Or an amazing lover, and girlfriend. Great at kissing, even better at hugs. A Kyle, is certainly someone you'd never want to replace.

Derick-dude, I asked out Kyle.
Bobby-She won't say yes man, she's wayyy too good for you.

by TheRealOne677 May 4, 2019