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Justin Bieber

the 15 year-old hottie that is taking over the music industry. found by Scooter Braun and mentored by Usher, Bieber is true talent. One Less Lonely Girl, One Time-- yeah, both his.
girl a- hey are you one of those girls that like that Justin Bieber kid?
girl b- YEAH! you aren't?
girl a- no, he's weird.
girl b- YOU are weird.
by ibeliebe;) January 11, 2010
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Justin Bieber

a 16 year old cock sucking canadian whose father left him (smart man) sounds and looks like hes nine hes genetalia is the size of a kindergardener. he has the hair of a lesbian. his entire fanbase is full of fat ugly possibly lesbian 9-13 year old girls. he is on ushers nuts hoping he will take him in as his son since he never had a dad . he single handedly killed the radio with the exception of "OMG".
person 1: i love justin bieber !!!!!

person 2: do you love his 5 year old cock too?

person 1: ...
by i hate justin so fucking bad August 21, 2010
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Justin Bieber

1) Is a disgrace to the world
2) needs to get exterminated
3) It
4) sounds like a dying cat
5) Has no talent
*sees Justin Bieber*
Fan girls: OMG YOU'RE SO HAWT!
Me: GET RID OF IT!!!!
by edwardfagg September 22, 2015
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Justin Bieber

15 year old faggot that calls himself a singer, either hasnt hit puberty yet or he's gay, he has 0 talent and is only liked for his looks, and to prove this all his fans are all girls meaning they like his looks not music
girl: i love justin bieber

guy: -bang-....now theres one less justin bieber fan
by C-den August 25, 2010
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Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber, is a 17 year old singer. Born and raised in Canada living with his single mother (Pattie). Justin always had a love for music. Even as a toddler! He played drums when he younger and now he's a pro. He was discovered technically by Scotter Braun but we all know he was discovered by Beliebers when his momma put him on Youtube singing. He was signed by Island Def Jams. Made 100 million last year, has a movie, over 10 million followers on Twitter, his youtube is Kidrauhl, has been on many magazine covers, has 4 albums, just finished his tour, one book, perfume, nail polish, worked on CSI, nominated for 2 grammy awards. And is my hopefully my future husband! ♥
Haters: "Is that Justin Bieber?! Ugh turn it off! He sounds like a chick! Even though he's loved by many ladies! And Boy Beliebers!"
Beliebers:"Ah Justin! That's my song! Turn that beat up. Man he gives me confidence to live out my dreams. And on top of that he's SEXY!"
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Justin Bieber

A teen-pop singer I fell in love with after hearing a song on the radio... that is, until I found out the singer was a dude...
Me: "Wow, this chick sounds hot."

Friend: "Uh, that 'chick's' name is JUSTIN BIEBER."
by Doctor Vomit Bucket August 15, 2010
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Justin Bieber

The best damn singer ever, he's so talented and he writes all his music. He had made a lot of mistakes and he has apologized multiple times for his actions, and he has changed to the better.He became so hot when he grew up. He has a heart of gold and he cares so much, if you get to know him or give him a chance you will find out that he's not that bad of a person. He has a great sense of style and he has a lot of friends, he's a gentleman and totally, genuinely LOVES his fans. He turned into a man and became mature and responsible and trying to make a change. He's also so creative and hardworking. p.s: watch where are ü now music video with skrillex and diplo. it's so creative.
"Justin Bieber is so misjudged"
"The media makes him look like a monster"
by arixana July 12, 2015
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