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Jude

Oh look, it's Jude. Look at her long dark hair and sexy legs, I bet she's really good at swimming ; this girl radiates mystery when I look over at her. How can you resist her crystal eyes? She looks like an Amethyst. Her intoxicating intelligence sends chills down my spine, and when we're together her thrilling humour is charismatic enough to send jolts of electric through my body. Jude has a charm, and is not like other girls. She reveals small fragments of herself, but I feel like I've known her forever.
Boy: Woah Jude, your voice is really sweet.
Random girl: *Angry and jealous*
by whyUrecordinggaygorl69 January 23, 2022
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Jude

Smelly ass Fortnite kid who vapes in the bathroom and cries when you take his vape away.

To have no bitches daily, to beat your meat 36 times a day to being a little shit with no friends.

FUCK YOU JUDE YOU LITTLE SHIT
girl one * You see jude

girl two * you mean the bitch
by JudehaterBECAUSEHEISABITCHAAAA December 5, 2022
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Jude

A person who has a microscopic dick. Usually falls in love and has sex fantasies with people called Larissa.
Jude is such a Jude
by dhar_man_fam November 4, 2021
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Jude

Jude is a lazy person that lies in bed all day however Jude is very rich and has motorbikes but never rides them he is also a simp and is very fat
by Gavin Scott May 31, 2020
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Jude

A guy that likes cheating and girls and breaking their hearts. He may be perfect in every way, but if you ever happen to come in contact with him, don't fall for him. He's a good friend. But that's it. Keep it like that, or cry later.
Olivia: "Omg, like Jude just asked me out this weekend to the mall!!"
Ashley: "Wait, he cancelled on me, said he got a soccer match outta state..."
Jenna: "He said his mom is in hospital..."
Brianna: "Wtf hoes, he's my boyfriend!"
by Salty Crack October 3, 2019
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Jude

Someone who cannot drive and ends up crashing in the process
And stops for police when not having a license

A fore self person
You see that car over there theirs a jude
by Jude666 October 19, 2023
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jude

a nazi loving jew that loves drugs. A Jude is very supporting of Neo Nazis and He often wears a swatsika while beating up uncircumcised people.
girl: OMG not another racist Jude
by i like bick dixie August 25, 2022
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