jose garcia

A kid that is bad at trickshotting. He is also in a shity clan called CyRo Sniping.

That Jose Garcia is bad at sniping.

by SomeoneInCyRo April 20, 2014

jose gutierrez

When a man and woman are in the 69 position and the woman farts in the mans face creating a chain reaction of disgust and vomit.

they were 69ing and then jose gutierrez cam for a visit.

by jamesMacGuyver May 27, 2009

Maria Jose

someone that gets annoyed by school and yells at you when she gets home, specially a girl.

"ugh im so done with school, get out of my face!"
"chill bro, you're acting like a maria jose"

by wasuu June 6, 2017

filthy jose

The act of pulling your pants down and defecating on a crouching, unsuspecting co-worker.

Frank was installing the ceramic tile in the entry way, lost in his own world, so I dropped a filthy jose on him.

by Customrolla October 23, 2008

Playa(Jose)

Playa is handsome and single.He is 5’4 but trust me he’s worth it😁.He can be a lil gay sumtimes but he is into women.He is good in bed,girls remember him as a “lion in bed”

Playa(Jose) is awesome

by Ayo is tht playa November 10, 2020

The Big Jose

When you freeze a chipotle burrito and use it as a dildo.

why are ordering two burritos?

I'll eat one now and later go home and treat myself to The Big Jose.

by BabybackB February 14, 2017

Jose Duran

Jose Duran is the epitome of big balls and big dick mama huevo. Jose Duran's are dominican they like to go to Dyckman and they enjoy having hookah times every once in a while. His best friend is undefined. 1/0. Jose Duran's like to have a lot of puppies and like to eat plantain and fight with his siblings.

Dayumm Jose Duran has the biggest ding dong I have ever seen.

Jose Duran you are not allowed to talk to other girls romantically okay little bitch subsubsub little hoe ass little baby bitch love bitch mama huevo. Okay u got it.

by drogbaoh June 8, 2018