A Jordan *female* is the type of girl who’s always the loving never the loved.. but Jordan’s are so gorgeous, perfect body, perfect hair, the best personality. Has many friends but has trust issues. May not have a partner because they’re too good for anyone else. Most likely a little tomboyish because of their name. Jordan’s are perfect :
by ~heatwaves ~ March 14, 2021
Get the Jordan mug.Jordan is a term originating from social media, referencing to black people in a humorous or satire way to mock cancel culture. The term Jordan is also used to get around the text filter in said social media. Jordan is being used as an alternative to black people or the n word.
Example 1
Person 1: Oh god damn, the crime rate in Chicago is so high!
Person 2: I just know those Jordans are behind it!
Example 2
Person 1: Black people used to have it so bad in the cotton farms, torture was really common.
Person 2: Those Jordans deserved it!
Person 1: Oh god damn, the crime rate in Chicago is so high!
Person 2: I just know those Jordans are behind it!
Example 2
Person 1: Black people used to have it so bad in the cotton farms, torture was really common.
Person 2: Those Jordans deserved it!
by luckfuck22 April 3, 2021
Get the Jordan mug.Where can i start. A jordan is a special creature. They enjoy seeing the pain of others and laugh at peoples failures. They are truly amazing. They are the type of friend that you can have that is down for anything. You go over for a sleepover at their house and start a cult. You go out and you and jordan are barking at old lady’s walking by. You make a secret language and trash talk everyone around you. They have the best snacks for all their fat ass friends. Nobody really knows the true chaotic levels of this person until they have unlocked it, and when you do seriously debate running. But if you stick around there will be no disappointment.
by suckmyjuicytoes July 17, 2021
Get the Jordan mug.He pulls weights every chance he gets which makes his face go red. Likes to sing, bang on walls and twerk when he gets bored. Brings a whole ass motorcycle to school. Camps in a bush and eats flowers. He appears extremely confident and sometimes fibs to appear superior but he doesn't need to because he's actually a kind-hearted person that shouldn't seek further validation and should just be himself.
Josh: Jordan's aim in life is to be a stripper
Grace: Thank you Jordan for the biltong
Seth: Jordan's a bush camper
Grace: Thank you Jordan for the biltong
Seth: Jordan's a bush camper
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Michael : "Yo Jake, did Jordan get titties?"
Jake : "Yeah, Jordan got titties from an 70 years old woman because he begged nicely."
Jake : "Yeah, Jordan got titties from an 70 years old woman because he begged nicely."
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