by Me but me October 31, 2019
by Blanc vide October 08, 2022
1. When you lace a joint with frankincense resin, which is burned at church ceremonies, looks like crack and gets you super high.
2. When you use religion as an excuse for having a pound of weed in your car.
2. When you use religion as an excuse for having a pound of weed in your car.
1. I just smoked a Holy Joint and I'm so baked I can't even see straight.
2. Cop: Are you carrying any illegal substances?
Stoner: You wanna fucking arrest me, You'll go to hell. I have the right to smoke a Holy Joint becuase god told me to. Hey! I'm smoking for religious reasons!
Cop: Well, If you just said no I wouldn't try to get a warrent. I won't aresst you if you give me half...
2. Cop: Are you carrying any illegal substances?
Stoner: You wanna fucking arrest me, You'll go to hell. I have the right to smoke a Holy Joint becuase god told me to. Hey! I'm smoking for religious reasons!
Cop: Well, If you just said no I wouldn't try to get a warrent. I won't aresst you if you give me half...
by Millz G April 04, 2016
by Robotgrass April 26, 2018
by Thetruthyk July 22, 2023
A grandaddy joint is a marijuana cigarette produced during times of desperation, made of many already-smoked spliff ends or roaches from previous smoking sessions. It is called a grandaddy because it is an old ass decrepit and sour joint reminiscent of the smell of elderly people, these spliffs are particularly difficult to inhale and are almost unenjoyable to smoke.
Grandaddy ingredients may include the following: weed, hash, stale tobacco, dust, keef, dead skin flakes, and any other dirty ashtray contents.
Grandaddy ingredients may include the following: weed, hash, stale tobacco, dust, keef, dead skin flakes, and any other dirty ashtray contents.
"Man got so fukn low on weed the other night i smoked a grandaddy joint with my grandad, was so stale it almost killed him"
"you know times are tough when you don't even have endies for a grandaddy"
"you know times are tough when you don't even have endies for a grandaddy"
by Thumbiwa August 13, 2018
A joint that was tucked between your balls.
Ie when you ride a bus to a subway station to a trolley to get to downtown Toronto , and the motherfucker pulls the joint out from between his balls and offers you a hit!!!
Ie when you ride a bus to a subway station to a trolley to get to downtown Toronto , and the motherfucker pulls the joint out from between his balls and offers you a hit!!!
by JanenFinchOG April 17, 2022