Beet Jobbins

Beet Jobbins is a measure of swag, with the highest level being pearl jobbins.

Dude, that pizzah is so beet jobbins. Like pearl jobbins.

by lord earl May 30, 2014

jobillie

A curved shaped eye liner extending out of the eye lid.

Historians say this cosmetic technique originated from Egypt by appling liquidated papya beans onto royal mistresses to appear suductive.

by Lee, Dr. Gi Hun April 4, 2005

Jobwin's Law

the rule that if given enough time in any online discussion about Apple, someone will eventually make a comparison to Steve Jobs would have done differently (a variation on Goodwin's law)

"If Steve Jobs were alive, he would have never allowed that color choice on the new packaging."
OR
"Steve Jobs must be rolling in his grave over the new Apple commercials!"

"Can we please stop mentioning Steve Jobs' name everything Apple does something we don't like? Jobwin's law is really pissing me off right now."

by somethingelsefl August 2, 2012

jobriath

The sexiest monster cock having sex machine ever born

The niggling b jobriath

by bigdikdaddyfromcincinatti July 6, 2014

Jobby jabber

A jobby jabber is a big chonky lesbo 🤓

"Yer a pure jobby jabber mate "

"Naw am no but specky becky is"

by yeetusmyfeetus10472 September 7, 2020

Jebbi

JEBBI IS SO FUCKING SEXY JEBBI JEBBI JEBBI JEBBI

JEBBI

by ImVeryGae.com December 1, 2020

Jobsist

A unique name in the world, after Steve Jobs passed away. It defines how much a person is in love with his accomplishments and creativity. Its short form can be Jobsy.

A: Hey, what’s your name?
B: I’m Jobsist, Job-si-st.
A: Wow love your name, Jobsy.

by J Shaw November 22, 2021