Jewish Lovehandles

Moneybags hanging from the hips in the shape of lovehandles.

Man, did you see Meyer Wolfshiem's Jewish lovehandles?

by Bob Condor October 17, 2006

Jewish Mexican

A Mexican with a coupon.

That Jewish Mexicans faster than a bullet because he has a coupon!!!

by DADAD March 15, 2008

Jenish

someone who is good at math but has no social graces

Jenish won millions of dollars at the casino but could not get a girl.

by Spldk November 28, 2010

jerish

An eccentric, flamboyant person showing sexual appeal while keeping a sociable personality.

That guy is acting so jerish. Look how he behaves around those men!

by Hasslehoff February 25, 2014

Jewish Mechanic

This is a type of mechanic who always uses cheap parts and or "band-aids" the problem at hand.

Look at the horrible job Eli did fixing this machine. The parts are cheap and it's not fixed right. He really is a Jewish Mechanic.

by Chester LaRue July 13, 2016

Jewish Milk

The first and last drink of the Milk. either in a gallon or carton.

Will you finish the milk off? I don't drink Jewish Milk

by Cuntnee November 11, 2010

Jewish Carwash

When one receives a "free carwash" from the rain.

Person 1- Hey look it's raining!
Person 2- Yep, its a Jewish Carwash, better get the car out there.

by pillsn June 29, 2013