Holy Joint

1. When you lace a joint with frankincense resin, which is burned at church ceremonies, looks like crack and gets you super high.
2. When you use religion as an excuse for having a pound of weed in your car.

1. I just smoked a Holy Joint and I'm so baked I can't even see straight.
2. Cop: Are you carrying any illegal substances?
Stoner: You wanna fucking arrest me, You'll go to hell. I have the right to smoke a Holy Joint becuase god told me to. Hey! I'm smoking for religious reasons!
Cop: Well, If you just said no I wouldn't try to get a warrent. I won't aresst you if you give me half...

by Millz G June 26, 2016

Gigalo Joint

Gigalo Joint is a joint of weed, rolled with two rolling papers wich make the joint bigger.

I smoked the fattest gigalo joint last night.

by Pablo "Gigalo" Ernesto June 25, 2022

Joint Washington

When you don't have enough for a whole blunt, and can only fill a 1/4 of the blunt wrap with weed!

(George Washington... 25¢? Get it?)

"Bruh we don't got enough for a full blunt, we gotta roll a Joint Washington!"

by AubChapo October 6, 2016

God's Joint

The 'God's Joint' is a joint that combines all variations of cannabis, such as resin on the paper, herbal, bud and solid mixed with baccy, lightly topped with pollen. This joint will supply one with a most joyful high and a very long mong at the end.

Jefferson: S**t that smells good!
Peterson: I know right, try smoking it...
Jefferson: Mhhhmm, what is it?
Peterson: It's God's Joint, man.
Jefferson: Give it here man!

by MashMaster December 16, 2010

joint mission

when your crew ventures out to score enough marijuana for a weekend tokethon.

“I heard your parents will be gone for a week. Dude, this party is gonna be legit, but only if we have a successful joint mission.”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

flop joint

Term for low income rooming house used in the 1920’sand 30’s.
Similar to flop house

I ran the gamut of living in a palace to a flop joint overnight

by Robotgrass May 30, 2018

cruciform joint

A marijuana cigarette (or joint) rolled to form a cross. This is also known as a crossroads, or a cross joint.

The movie "Pineapple Express" starring Seth Rogen and James Franco has a good example of the cruciform joint.

"hey buddy, wanna help me light this cruciform?"

by The Wandering Sage April 6, 2014