Jam in the middle

its jam in the middle

dont search up jam in the middle, stay innocent children

by I just cry July 20, 2021

Jam-es

An individual who constantly tells others to do a flip and yet refuses to do one himself.

Jam-es, do a flip.

by DoAFlipJam-es February 15, 2022

Jam the Shelf Angel

Jam the Shelf Angel is a departed soul of good. Jam is the counterpart and opposite of Jim the Closet Demon. Jam’s gender identity is described only as ‘binary’ and they use she/they pronouns. They are 7 inches tall (17.48 cm) and have a wide frame with thick thighs. This is also the opposite of Jim the Closet Demon who is described as tall and lanky. Jam the Shelf Angel primarily exists within shelves and does not want or require sacrifices or worship.

Person 1: “Is that Jim the Closet Demon?”

Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”

Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”

by Turtle in a box September 2, 2022

jam band

Music to make your bones jitter and your hips shake. Music to make your feet move and your head sway. Music to make your beard and mind grow. A jam band manages to deliver a sense of freedom to the crowd. Jam bands free lance and improv. all while staying with each other and feeding off each others experimental energy. In a jam bands set, you'll find peices of the core song they started with, blended for your delight with a variety of instrumental solo's and always amazing percussion. jam Bands can be appreciated not only by people on drugs, but also by people who just dig music and the phases it grows through. (trust me though it's better when your high as cheese) Bands include Phish, Grateful Dead, String Cheese Incident Widespread Panic, The Allman Brothers Band,Moe, The Big Wu and other music that hints towards these areas of music.

Hey you, why do you like Jam Bands, it just sounds like noise? wheres the catchy chorus?

Hey, simple human, because in a world where most peoples spirits are being tugged from them and hidden behind bills and death, it's nice to get sucked into a spiral of warmth and energy that can make me foget i'm human for a while. Just relax and smoke this. Oh, and the catcy chorus is coming after Jerry rips it for another 10 minutes. (past tense - sorry brother, thanks for the tunes)

by twinkle moslemendo January 5, 2009

jam rag

An insult.

A 'jam rag' defined would be a piece of cloth used to absorb blood from the menstrul cycle.

Ergo, the person the insult is fired at is the rag.

You fucking jam rag!

by Maryy December 27, 2007

Jam-jams

(n) 1) a general term for an object or objects substituted for the said object(s)

a shortened version is often "jams"

Person 1: Did you see the game last night?
Person 2: Who didn't see those jam-jams!?

by Rob Ciango November 7, 2006

Jam spanner

Noun, description of penis erect.

I used my jam spanner on her, sweet!

by my cat snores too much January 13, 2010