The Ivan Effect

When you are subjected to have a situationship with a guy who is interested in you for a month, specifically for sexual favors, then ghosts you out of the blue.

"Yeah I've been hanging out with him for a few weeks and everything has been good but he randomly ghosted me."
"He did the same thing to me. You got hit with The Ivan Effect."

by Mayviper May 1, 2023

ivan silva

term to use if someone is gay ASFFFFFFFF

That sam kid is kinda gay he might be ivan silva.

by sam silva May 3, 2023

Ivan

A guy that looks mexican, but he's clearly salvadorian due to his height, or lack thereof. Frequents ratemyprofessors.com, in which he is constantly tearing down the various professors he has throughout his semester at community college. I think his dick is big too? He said so but I think he might be lying.

Damn Ivan, you got a BIG ol' dick and balls!

by azarockclimb May 9, 2023

Ivan

Someone with many enemies but it's okay because he's short. He is addicted to energy drinks that straight up taste like liquid candy, so much so that he may be going blind. He is a good friend...sometimes, and is terrible with human emotions. In short, a neurotic caffeine addict with a 20 inch cock. He will make anybody laugh sometimes.

Wow! Ivan sure has a human cock!
Ivan, How many fingers am I holding up?
I got railed by Ivan's human cock and am now hospitalized.

by azarockclimb May 9, 2023

Ivan Ramos

A type of person who is loyal to people

Ivan Ramos is very loyal to his friends.

by coolhottie December 8, 2022

ivan and vanesa

A young couple who were destined to be together. The Ivan is a handsome and sexy looking boy who is a skater anf who took the effort to speak to the vanesa, a very beautiful young lady that has all the qualities ivan wants. Ivan gets crazy with vanesa and the vanesa gets crazy with Ivan. There soulmates forever

Ivan and Vanesa are a very cute looking couple

by dareal1:) December 23, 2022

Ivan

The best person ever. Some people *cough* Eve deny it but deep down they know he's amazing. He is the best basketball player around and is super funny.

Eve: God I hate Ivan!
Everyone: Why Ivan is amazing.

by .:M.e:. December 24, 2022