When two sexual partners are engaged in analingus and the partner who is having their salad tossed farts in the tosser's mouth
by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015
A person, object, place, or thing that is constantly full of surprises and never fails to impress, giving happiness, joy, or providing endless entertainment.
by Lord Kinkster February 01, 2021
A piece of shit that is completely worthless and noboby actually wants. Before distribution, they stamp their logo all over it so nobody can mistake it for actual garbage.
by Robert Katz November 15, 2007
This is someone who gives you a gift, usually a gift certificate at a bar or restaurant, with the intention of you using it with them, so in effect, it is only a half-gift
Danny: Happy birthday, Mike, here's your gift!
Mike: Hey, a $50 gift certificate to Rob's Good Time Bar, thanks!
Danny: What are you doing today? I was thinking of going to Robs, wanna go?
Mike: Ummmm, yeah, I guess...(wow, what a cheap fuck Dan is, he is the half-gift giver, looks like I'm paying for the tab, ... again...)
Mike: Hey, a $50 gift certificate to Rob's Good Time Bar, thanks!
Danny: What are you doing today? I was thinking of going to Robs, wanna go?
Mike: Ummmm, yeah, I guess...(wow, what a cheap fuck Dan is, he is the half-gift giver, looks like I'm paying for the tab, ... again...)
by bob_c_o January 31, 2010
by Street sweeper April 11, 2015
The act of a female beagle jumping up on your lap, sitting down for some lovin', procedes to fart and walk away.
by headstrong May 18, 2013
Something that isn’t in 1000$ denominations, and isn’t for free, but scam websites like to say that you get these.
by WonderedLamb256 August 12, 2018