by Anymous 628363 August 26, 2022

by .bottom.for.levi. March 22, 2022

Person eating something that is amazingly delicious: "Sweet Dereks, this shit is delicious!"
*wearing strange, ridiculously unwearable clothes with friends*
"Sweet Dereks... We look FABULOUS!"
*wearing strange, ridiculously unwearable clothes with friends*
"Sweet Dereks... We look FABULOUS!"
by 24/7 Troller November 13, 2013

Derek is a very kind and loving person. EVERYONE needs a Derek in their life. You can tell anything to him without feeling judged and he’ll be honest with what he says to you. He gives great advice , sometimes it’s too straight up. He’s always there for you no matter what. I love Derek he is the best person i’ve ever met in my life and I never want to lose him :)
~ C
~ C
person - “ hey Derek D can I talk to you about something serious ?”
Derek D - “ yeah what’s up you know i’m here for you always ?”
Derek D - “ yeah what’s up you know i’m here for you always ?”
by Monkey ! March 26, 2023

The Rear Admiral of the New York Yankees.
Derek Jeter used to be the Captain of the Yankees, but after Joe Girardi found him parking the Winnebago in Jorge Posada, he promoted him to Rear Admiral.
by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

The definition of a total dick, he hates everybody and makes other people do things for him. he's a total douche and makes other people mad.
by DerekShellHater May 20, 2018
