Southside Monday

A.(originating in Chicago, A sexual maneuver in which a male ejaculates into a females hair, making her resemble “Southpaw” the Chicago White Sox beloved mascot.

B.) It's where you go to the Southside and ghost ride the whip in the Comiskey Parking Lot while the tailgaters watch
I gave Jessica a SouthSide Monday yesterday. She was so mad.
by Zigmas Maloni May 09, 2022
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Apple Monday

Apple Monday only occurs on a Full Moon. You have to have apples in your vicinity and maybe apple Monday will come true. Usually someone who is related to apple will turn into an invisible being!
James McKee! It’s Apple Monday on a Full Moon!
by John Is Cote 69 May 23, 2022
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When It Monday

be like im sad and lonley plz help am very sad today and want f o r t n i t e b u r g e r
life form: r u sad

other life form: yeah cause when it monday
by peeweehermanthethird December 20, 2019
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Triple Monday

A Triple Monday is the first Monday in January. It is the Triple Monday because it is the First Monday of the Week, First Monday of the Month and the First Monday of the Year.
Triple Monday was particularly difficult this year because New Years day was on a Sunday.
by Deepthoughts75 January 03, 2022
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trash monday

What Mondays look like in many retail business. A day often filled with problems that were too small to bother customers on the weekends.
"I just wasted 30 minutes explaining what voicemail was to some idiot. I hate Trash Mondays.".
by Customer service clown March 02, 2020
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mac monday

a day to appreciate mac miller by posting a song by him on social media every monday
“oh did you see caroline’s mac monday post?”
“yea i love that song
by p3n!s April 19, 2021
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the monday yankees

When you get off of the dreadful monday shift, after a long day at the office and you can’t help but to yank on your cock uncontrollably
1: OH BOY!!! Do I have a bad case of the Monday Yankees

2: Bro I be gettin the Monday Yankees

3: My cock is so chafed because of the Monday Yankees I had yesterday
by Sour candy randy February 07, 2023
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