internet boomer

noun: An old-timer who constantly mutters things along the lines of "back in my day, I used IRC chat rooms to download illegal contents by sending commands to bots. Also Yahoo and MSN messenger were the best instant chat clients accessible." They were the first proper internet-raised generation but can't really keep up with Gen Z.

DrPayne: "The urge to be a cunt toward a 14 year old is hard to hold back right now."
Me: "ok internet boomer"

by nuhhh November 4, 2019

scour the internet

To intensively search the Internet by means of search engines and social media.

I will scour the Internet for information on that subject.

by Renzohouston December 28, 2015

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by *INTENSE MOANING AND SCREAMIN* March 11, 2022

intense sex

Something you still won't have

You: I already searched up sex in urban dictionary, how about intense sex!

by Fish Drowned March 7, 2021

internentertainment

Any form of entertainment found on the internet. Forged by the king of the elves in the wild wild west.

Dr. Tonburry: Wow, that's some damn good cheese and wine. Oh yes, the internentertainment is also quite good.
Halius Corbius: Quite sir. Quite good.

by ken January 17, 2005

Internet inch

An exaggerated unit of measurement used online. When someone claims anything is a certain amount of inches online, those are Internet inches. The actual amount of inches in reality is significantly less.

Toph told Misty he had a 10 inch penis in the chat room. Misty knew that was Internet inches. The real size was much smaller.

by Goldengamingod August 28, 2011

Internesting

A cocoon of blankets and pillows you bury yourself in whilst spending long periods of time on the internet

even though her friends were going out, Sally would rather spend her weekend Internesting.

by Super_Pooper_Loser October 12, 2016