Innocent Bribe

a innocent bribe is when you are innocent of a crime but you look really guilty. too much falsified evidence against you or powerful people accusing you. where its no way out and you will be find guilty no matter what. so you offer the police an innocent bribe telling them to take a bribe because you are innocent and its no way to beat this case. and it really comes down to your character how you live your life and what you did with it. to see if they trust you. you may even have a track record of previous crimes that people frame you for, and thought you would win because you was innocent and got found guilty for everything. it could of been multiple crimes that are similar to make you look guilty too. so this will be your only way out.

look mr/mrs officer i am innocent of these crimes but its no way to win this case. so take this innocent bribe so i can be free. you could even monitor secretly and see i dont do no other crimes and even the people who accuse me unless they are wolves/wolf in sheep clothing. you wont ever see the real them then.

by John Smith one of many johns March 12, 2022

innocence

the act of fucking your mom or your 97-year-old grandmother's cousin till your dick turns to liquid.

I like innocence

by beyourself1234 April 5, 2022

innocentce

A penny for your wholesome thoughts.

The till-skimmer protested his innocentce when he was caught making off with a lot of copper coins.

by QuacksO May 15, 2022

innoy

when you annoy yourself

i innoy myself

by Aimee Browne June 14, 2022

innovation

Innovations is a bad school subject. It is the worst of the worst and can only be good when you have friends in said class. Innovations is only good when you are a teenage mutant ninja turtle and otherwise it should just go away. :)

Gee, innovation -s is so bad.

by TMNT_R_COOL June 16, 2022

Innocent Rebel

1. Someone who acts like a rebel without knowing.

2. My handle.

Example #1
Charli: Hey, where’s Benji?
Jaelynn: He’s probably being an innocent rebel.

Example #2

Bff: Hey, what’s your Urban Dictionary username?

Me: One, it’s HANDLE. Two, It’s Innocent Rebel.

by innocent rebel June 23, 2022

innocencee

A girl called Maxxie

CM: What do you mean, innocencee?
Summer: Innocent is basically Maxxie

by cinnamonskies- August 8, 2022