Infinitism

Believing in the life of infinity. To never die. To live forever and beyond. To not believe in forever because forming a word means to limit it. AND SERENA REFUSES THAT.

A: dude I don't think we are gonna die tbh.
B: Woah are you one of those infinitism believer?

by Junnhoe October 4, 2025

Scientific Infinitism

The epistemological position that justification in science never comes to a final resting point—there are always further reasons, deeper causes, more fundamental theories. You explain a phenomenon with a law, but what justifies the law? A theory, but what justifies the theory? A paradigm, but what justifies the paradigm? Infinitism holds that this regress isn't vicious but productive: science advances not by reaching foundations but by pushing the infinite regress further back, finding ever deeper questions behind answers. The goal isn't a final stop—it's an infinite journey with progressively better views.

"You keep asking 'why' to every explanation I give. Scientific Infinitism says that's not annoying—that's the whole point. We don't need a final answer; we need an infinite chain of increasingly interesting questions. Keep asking why forever. That's science."

by Abzugal February 23, 2026

Epistemological Infinitism

The view that justification for knowledge never comes to an end—there are always further reasons, deeper grounds, more fundamental principles. You know something because of a reason, but what justifies that reason? Another reason. And so on, infinitely. Infinitism rejects the search for foundations (foundationalism) and the circularity of coherentism, embracing instead the infinite regress as the actual structure of knowledge. We don't need a stopping point—we need an infinite chain of reasons, and that's okay because we can always ask "why?" again and get a better answer.

"You keep asking 'how do you know?' and I keep answering, and you keep asking again. Epistemological Infinitism says: good! That's not a problem—that's the structure of knowledge. We don't need a final answer; we need an infinite chain of increasingly interesting justifications. Keep asking forever."

by Abzugal February 23, 2026

Infinity Win

Stephen Colbert.

Stephen Colbert IS infinity win. He is the epitome. The most epic. The most basic definition of win.

The infinite win.

by Teh Nibblorz September 9, 2010

infinitize

to make or have excessive amounts of something. To make it to the number infinity.

I wanted to infinitize all the robots to have an army.

by MookipMook July 29, 2013

Infinity Snap

When the "Z-snap" is just not enough, the infinity snap is used. The infinity snap represents infinite amounts of sass,and the user only ceases to snap after the sassy moment has passed. The formation is that of a sideways infinity sign, or an 8. To infinity snap properly, a person snaps in what will soon be the top right of the formation, arks to the right and diagonally down left, snaps again, and arcs back to the right and up diagonally to the top left, where you snap again. You must continue the motion until the sassy moment has passed, or infinitely, if you have that much sass.

You must be feeling extremely sassy if you're using that infinity snap!

by chrissysadragon September 6, 2013

Infinity Nap

When you die

I'm miserable, and I can't wait until my life is over so I can take an infinity nap.

by Eustace November 19, 2013