6.9 Inch Vibrator

In many people's opinion is the nicest and jiggliest vibrator on the market. It is often used at Lesbian Lary's lesbian slumber parties.

Lesbian Lary bought 69 6.9 inch vibrators.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Jordan Harold David inch

Jordan Harold David inch lives in the scummiest house in the whole of the Isle of Wight. This fruity don thinks he is from the ends yet he sniffs his mums knickers styll, if you youts have ever come in close contact with this creature wash your hands with bleach for at least 39 and a half weeks, cause this geez is proper filthy. Jordan will never get a job casue he wastes his money on greasy takeaway form the local chinkys. He loves to make new friends on the bus, I've seen the people he makes friends with and they clearly have been beaten by there parents as a child and become a poor excuse for a human, you know its peak when you can't get gyallie cause of the stench marinated into your North face puffa, you have never seen such a horrible person in your life.

Girl 1: Have you seen that new kid on the block?
Girl 2 :nah, who?
Girl 1 :Jordan Harold David inch
Girl 2 : *throws up into girl 1's lap*
Girl 1: *throws up into girl 2's mouth*

by Council House March 12, 2020

My balls are itchy

Something an idiot called damian says on call with me all the time his very very small balls aren't actually itchy he just likes saying his balls are itchy

Me: im going to sleep now baby goodnight 🥺
Damian: UGHHH FUCK MY BALLS ARE ITCHY

by Damo_got_itchyballs July 1, 2021

itchy starfish

to have a very itchy anal passage (close examination reveals that your anal area is not unlike a starfish)hence

f*@k i have a very itchy starfish

by john scotland June 11, 2008

itchy cunt

when ya pussy stink like fish and you get lice down there too so it starts to itch like crazy.

Nobody wanna go down on a bitch with an itchy cunt

by No flex January 18, 2017

2 inches babyyyyy 💦💦

size of a middle school dick

middle school girl: let have sex how long is ur dick
middle school boy: 2 inches babyyyyy 💦💦
middle school girl:bet

by LilDurksGrillz April 27, 2021

The 36 Inch Push Broom

When you lift a 3 ft midget by the ankles upside down, face fucking her, while walking around Quicken Loans Arena.

Hey Barry, see that midget across the parking lot? I’m gonna chug these beers and then give her The 36 inch push broom before the game starts.

by Larry and Rex and Benny June 24, 2018