Mr. Fields

That dude who lurks by the Mrs. Fields shops in popular malls and hits on cute women who stop by. The women have lowered their defenses to focus on their search for desserts, and are therefore vulnerable to the approaches of this man.

*Man approaches Woman gazing longingly at a giant cookie cake*
Man: "Hey there, looks like you've got a sweet tooth. I've got something to fix that..." *winks seductively*
Woman: "Oh gosh you're one of those creepy Mr. Fields dudes, aren't you? Not interested."

by Ahab, Destroyer of Nations November 17, 2018

field gorilla

A very racist name for black people. Similar to"yard ape" and porch monkey.

Oh no the yard apes have evolved into field gorillas.

by Kakyl April 18, 2018

field sesh

Sitting in a field, with your mates, getting drunk and stoned. The best place to sesh ever. Nobody else there to care about a group of drunk or stoned youths.

Not recommended in winter. Or in cities. Or in crop fields.

Person #1 "Are you going to the field sesh tomorrow?"
Person #2 "Where is it?"
#1 "That farmer's field on the edge of town, outside the housing estates."
#2 "Of course, where better to get drunk in than an empty field!"

by CatsAreVeryCool December 19, 2018

fatal fields

A field that has poisonous cows

Fatal Fields

by Fortnite hombre 101111 April 4, 2018

Playing the field

When a person juggles multiple romantic relationships with different people at once. Playing the field involves the player actually going on dates and is actively engaging in the relationships instead of just hooking up (see thot or fuckbuddy)

As he moved to the city, he began playing the field with lots of women before getting caught

by thelionking____ November 3, 2022

Football Field

An American measurement for everything.

Clitus Mc. Fly: My farm is about the size of 3 football field

by Shmellzy_2 April 15, 2021

bangle field

A place, usually a field, where people are killed.
*bangle (bad, disappointing)
**field (field, land, place)
***Commonly used as a joke in video games, may also be referenced as “The Farm” (more uncommon)

Example Context: John is 75 years old and the life expectancy is 74, John doesn’t understand that life expectancy doesn’t mean age cap

Me: Welp time to send you to the bangle fields!

*more commonly used in games where one of the strats (strategy) is to kill a specific group/individual

by Mr. Stats April 23, 2021