The moment you finally realise you're not a 70 year old man with a cock as hard as a soaking wet sheet of Asda's own brand single ply toilet roll and it's really not that difficult to slide one into the girl of your dreams.
Fucking hell you absolute limp dick that was depressing. Have a word with Pele and give me a call when you're back in London.
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Referring to a past time in a person’s life who is at least 30 years of age, or older. Cannot be used by anyone under the age of 30 years old.
Back In the Day, we had no way to check in, or be checked on if we were outside, or away from a landline phone.
by RedCheshireBird June 26, 2019
Get the Back In the Day mug.To be "Back in the painting" means falling back in your old habits. If you we're a portrait this act would be portayed.
Also used for more short sighted terms like when there is a bowl of candy on the table and you exclaim, i'll have no more and then two minutes later you are – indeed – back in the painting
Also used for more short sighted terms like when there is a bowl of candy on the table and you exclaim, i'll have no more and then two minutes later you are – indeed – back in the painting
I'll have no more candy now. (moments later the person eats more)
I'm/she/he is now "back in the painting"
I'm/she/he is now "back in the painting"
by Usmanov January 3, 2020
Get the Back in the painting mug.A time in which none of the currently occurring negative events could ever have taken place. No matter what the current circumstances are, you can rest assured that back in the Day, they never would have happened. Even if it seems likely that they would, some type of Deus Ex Machina event would have occurred that would most certainly have prevented the current situation from happening.
"Back in the Day, you could have jumped off of those Cliffs and still Swam for the Olympics the following Thursday".
by mistahroga January 8, 2021
Get the Back in the Day mug.When a person has stopped dating, having sex, or romantic relations for some time and decides to start trying it again.
Herbert: Damn, yo mom looking mighty fine today. She back in the game yet after the divorce?
Derek: Yeah, you can fuck her any day. She's all yours, dawg.
Derek: Yeah, you can fuck her any day. She's all yours, dawg.
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