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perfect il

Derived from a “ perfect il succione”. (Italian pronounciation) also known as, a “perfect Il” or “ il sux” The art of a perfect blowjob.
The perfection about it would be described as a long lasting almost instantaneous climax which makes the reciever tremble in euphoria. Equivalent to the quiver of a woman when she reaches her highest point.
Recipient will have to come to a fight or flight decision to make, as the euphoric rush will tempt him to resist the giver finishing her/his perfect task. The person in question will occasionally recieve the title or nickname “Kirby” after being renown for this extraordinary feat.
“Her il’s are perfect man I’m telling you, not a drop was wasted on this cum guzzler.”

It’s almost that time of the year again.
“What would you like for Christmas honey?”
“A perfect il succione will suffice my love, and after that.. I’ll take you out to dinner.”

This prostitute who went by the name of Kirby got me the surprise of a lifetime. Her sucktion was so strong I had to marry her instantly.
by The stimulation theory. September 6, 2022
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Ile Perrot

Ile Perrot is a lovely residential island near Montreal, Quebec. Recognized for the disgusting commercial center Faubourg de l'Île and an abandoned arena which was supposed to reopen in 2012, Ile Perrot is sweet on the outside but scary on the inside.

Ile Perrot is divided in four cities : Ile Perrot, NDIP, Pincourt and Terrasse-Vaudreuil. If NDIP, Ile Perrot and Pincourt are okay (in that order) you DO NOT wanna go to Terrasse-Vaudreuil. Considered like the island's Bronx, it's truly where dreams go to die.
-I went to Ile Perrot last night.

-Oh yeah? What kind of drugs did you do?
-A lot.
by thomasgregorygoffi August 26, 2020
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Shipman, IL

A hodunk town full of cornfed assholes. They think their big trucks are awesome when really they aren't. A town small enough that if you blink you miss it, and all the people look like children of the corn.
by ReaperChick May 27, 2018
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Il

Your real name is Bill and you are trying to do the tiktok trend or you are searching this up for the HP character.
Il or Bill
by HPfan102 September 10, 2021
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il think about it and get back to you

no
person 1: wanna get coffee tomorrow at 4
person 2: il think about it and get back to you
by skellington May 12, 2023
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il crimo

Il crimo è la persona più chad, controllante e persuasiva dell'intero universo.
Se in qualsiasi momento lo incontri, non accettare nessuno dei suoi affari, non importa quanto siano belli. Il crimo è il contrario di Crimi.
"il crimo ti farà un patto che non potrai rifiutare"
by MARIANITA233 January 2, 2022
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Mini Il

The new Leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, who isn't quite as crazy and not as smart as his father Kim Jong Il.
The generals are upset with Mini Il, he wants gold chopsticks instead of his father's silver ones.
by zen velo December 20, 2011
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