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If trump can be banned, the devil can be canned is a useful euphemism
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If the Emperor had a text to Speech Device

The best best warhammer series of all time. Unit the GamesWorkshop attack
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If I speak I am in big trouble

When someone believes that sharing certain information could lead to negative consequences for themselves.
- In terms of how this game panned out in the end, just how big an impact did those two sendings-off have?
- I prefer really not to... not to speak. If I speak I am in big trouble. In big trouble. And I don't want to be in big trouble.
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If ever I find her…

If ever I should find her:

*I promise to give my time, my word, my hand, my heart, my love, my life.

*I promise to kneel with you, stand by you, walk beside you, lay next to only you.

*I promise "good morning beautiful" and "good night love".

*I promise to listen to your dreams, to support you as you chase your dreams, to celebrate you as you realize your dreams.

*I promise hugs in abundance, kisses in public, snuggles as needed, love as if it is endless.

*I promise breakfast in bed, breakfast in Rome, breakfast by a campfire, breakfast without the clean-up.

*I promise Christmas in July, Valentine's Day everyday, you will be my favorite holiday.

*I promise morning talks to evening walks.
*I promise sunrises holding hands to moonlights holding you close.

*I promise waking to dreams to falling asleep having lived a daydream.

*I promise to do the work, to do my 100 percent, to do what I promised I would do.

*I promise to grow with you, to grow old with you, to grow more in love with you.

*I promise joy in the mundane moments, love in the difficult moments, life in the simple moments.

*I promise joy without end, love without conditions, life without limits.

*I promise you will know you are loved.
If ever I find her…
Life changes. I will never lose hope.
These, my promises.
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If you're talking, you're wrong

The undeniably powerful phrase weilded by the famed IHS band director Ed W. Used to instantly quell even the most talkative of band-os.
band-o #1 to band-o #2 - "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah......"

Ed W. - "If you're talking, you're wrong!"

band-o #1 and band-o # - silence
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If there is grass on the playing field

If the girl is old enough to have 'grass on the field' than she has reached puberty and has pubic hairs, making her 'game'.
"is your girl old enought?"
"Hey... if there is grass on the playing field, then play ball"
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