Ian

A Fuck tard. No need to say anymore.

Fuck Ian , that dumb ass little bitch.

by YUP 1000% REAL February 1, 2018

Ian

he's a dick

i hate ian
me too man

by wanthimsobad333 December 5, 2017

Ian

A cute, chubby guy who definitely catches the attention of the edgy, hipster types. He doesn't know who to express his feelings, so he avoids communication and relys on obvious staring (creeping) but has all the balls in the balls in the world when he is drunk or high. He is definately the bro type of guy, likes to party, hook-up, and even make omelets. He also values his friendships.

Steph: Ian really confuses, why can't he just come out and say it already?

Marty: Get him drunk stunna!

by seeISeverywhere June 9, 2011

Ian

A buzz-kill. Sergeant No-fun. That guy that always seeks to rain on your parade.

I was so psyched about the tickets to Them Crooked Vultures, but when I told my friend, he turned into a total Ian and told me that they sucked live.

by torrance_burgundy February 4, 2010

Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian

Sir Ian Mckellen’s process for acting.

Wizard you shall not pass, cut, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian.

by green923jade May 23, 2019

Ian

A guy who most likely watches Vanoss gaming

My god this guy is ian

by Hey ian its me hi June 23, 2016

Ian

A homosexual male hooker, with a habit of charging a lot for a low quality blowjob. A homosexual male who slaps people with his small, fat genitalia. A low quality male homosexual hooker who prices a lot for a blowjob.

example1
"Ooooooooh, some Ian jizzed all over me!"

"that sucks."

example2
"A Ian tried to get me into another expensive blowjob again. Last time i ended up jizzing up blood!"

by klagarcles October 30, 2011