bible 2

Steel Ball Run

Guy 1 : The holy bible has reformed me from my ways of sin
Guy 2 : I read the bible 2
Guy 1 : What?
Guy 2 : You know, Jesus telling a cripple to kill the president

by Anti-SUCC-Specimin September 4, 2020

November 2

national give your favorite female a hoodie with your name on it

wow dude did you give her your hoodie? it’s november 2

by marie.1234567 November 1, 2019

december 2

the day that kids all around the world stay home and DON’T go to school
let s just take a day off and sleep

“hey why is nobody at school”
“because it is december 2 it s not that hard to remember u stupid”

by anastasia lepeshinskaya November 3, 2019

Jörgen #2

Jörgen #2 is Jörgen's replacement after he was tragically killed after returning from the Nether. The original Jörgen was PewDiePie's horse in Minecraft.

"Did you make Jörgen #2?"
"Yes."
"What did it cost?"
"Jörgen."

by penislover1247 June 29, 2019

Dec 2

Dec 2 is when everyone skips school

Rita:you ready it’s dec 2
Lola: ya bruv

by Uhaveabituseit November 19, 2019

MTV 2

Just as lame as the original Mtv

Why the hell did they invent MTV 2 if mtv wasn't good in the first place? ugh..

by kdsjfa May 23, 2006

2 faced

A generally nasty term to describe someone who is nice to a person, perhaps a friend and then gives them abuse without that person knowing. Can often also be known as "back stabbing" Most often done by girls.

Hooker: "Your good at this" ;-)
Jason: "Thanks, it's my first time"

*The next day*

Bob: "So how am I doing?"
Hooker: "Better than the last guy anyway, he was terrible"

*Later that day*
Jason: "Hey Bob, how was that girl i told you about."
Bob: "She was good, said you wer terrible though"
Jason: "What! She's so 2 faced"




Old Woman 1: "Oh your table cloth is so lovely." :-O
Old Woman 2: "Yeah its my grandmothers. :$ family heirloom."

*later*
Old Woman 1: "Did you see old woman 2's table cloth? disgusting."
Old Man: "Yeah.. who even likes old woman 2?"

by McCandyman March 8, 2009