internet atheist

Everyone's favorite type of atheist . You know the ones who use sites such as YouTube , Twitter , Facebook , UD . etc to call Christians retarded for believing in a " delusion " /"imaginary friend " and blame ALL of the worlds problems on god . I've seen some nice atheists too on these sites but that's VERY rare . And the sad part is some atheists will always be on videos debating religion . Hell , the video can be called" rattlesnake bites" and someone will say " This dude died cause of a rattlesnake there IS no god. " . and that leads to NUMEROUS comments debating religion. SMH! I don't hate atheist people. I just hate it when they shove their views down are throats. (I know some Christians do this to so don't whine and thumbs down this definition.)

To all Internet Atheists :Don't worry about what religion we choose there are LARGER problems you should worry about instead of bashing god on youtube and saying the bible promotes tyranny/hatred yet some of the atheists I've seen have nasty/haughty attitudes.

by M.I.T.C.H. June 23, 2015

Internet history

Another name for a porn database. Do not show your mom/gf how to check your Internet history. Must be cleared after watching porn (trust me).

My gf looked at my Internet history long story short were not dating any more.

by Keith 69 September 6, 2015

internet tourettes

A condition causing most overwieght 12 year olds to cuss and swear uncontrollably over the internet because someone powned them in a game or made fun of their mom. Most of the time the 12 year olds with this condition make absolutely no sense, write in ALL CAPS, and use alot of exclamation points!!!

Internet Tourettes Kid before getting attacked(PLUTO): OMG i am awesome i have a huge army of pikeman
Internet Tourettes Kid after getting attacked(PLUTO): YOU MOTHERFUCK SHIT MAN WHORE COCK I HATE J00!!!!!!!!!!

by Ravnica September 7, 2006

Internet Disco

When a person disconnects due to Internet issues.

Gamer #1: *Disconnects*
Gamer #2: Bröther what happened?
Gamer #1: Internet Disco
Gamer #2: lmao fix your Internet

by slavicpies December 9, 2018

Internet rabbit hole

When you stay up late at night on the internet, browsing random topics that lead you from one site to another, until you wind up in some weird part of the web.

Last Saturday night, I ended up in a Internet rabbit hole due to going from one site to the next.

by Assassin aprentice March 5, 2017

Internet Band-Aid

When someone on the internet whines about their life just so they can get a shitload of people to put an emotional "band-aid" on said user by feeling sorry for him/her. These are the same type of people that censor their YouTube comment section or complain about trivial shit like "cyber bullying". Most commonly seen on Facebook where bitches are always talking about how "broken" they are.

Half of all female Facebook users utilize internet band-aids.

by thisplacesucksass March 16, 2014

Internet arrogance

The kind of arrogance that stems from the feeling of having seen everything on the internet, so that nothing is new or cool anymore. A symptom is the constant use of the word "old".

"Have you heard about *insert news from 2 seconds ago*?"
"Old"
"Classic case of internet arrogance"

by Spidi April 18, 2010