Quid's Law

A moratorium on open discussion of punishments and bannings meted out on a moderated forum.
How did so-and-so get banned anyway?

Shhhh, you'll run afoul of Quid's Law. PM me if you really want details.
by Regina Fong June 22, 2010
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xQc's Law

xQc's Law (sometimes referred to as Lengyel's Law) states that there is a direct correlation between surface village location in terms of x and z values and probability of sub-surface lava spawning in the respective chunks located at those x and z values. It is implied through xQc's Law that lava is less likely to spawn at y values near y = 11 when in chunks containing a surface village or near a surface village.
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by hiVoltage_ February 19, 2021
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Berns Law

All graphic designers are good looking online.
Berns Law states that you will never find a graphics editor or graphic designer online that is not good looking.
by protocolza February 03, 2016
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Mophie's Law

The cosmic accident of running out of power on your cell phone at the worst possible moment.
Just as Suzie was describing how she looked in her new underwear to Tim on the phone, Mophie's Law kicked in and his phone battery went to zero.
by CLASHRPH February 08, 2015
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Law Bro

Law Bro: Inclusive of all genders, a law bro is someone who believes that the pursuit of their education (J.D.) intrinsically makes them more valuable than the other. A law bro allows the pursuit of power and money to cloud their judgment regarding non-absolutes and compromise. A law bro doesn't realize that their education isn't the only nor most important agenda. Law bros, to reduce their suffering, must learn to alleviate their egos, self-righteousness, and ideal that they are superior and embrace an ethic of care, knowledge, and mastery for mastery's sake.
Law bro, "I can't believe I got an A- in Con Law after studying for 80 hours last week. Doesn't my professor realize I'm better?"

Enlightened law bro, "shut the fuck up and stop being toxic."
by Kid Zeeh July 03, 2023
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law camp

A one week camp where high school students learn about law and participate in a mock trial on the last day. There are many lectures, but the people are amazing. Also, love starts here, but it ends abruptly when the camp ends.
Billy: I met this awesome girl at law camp where I also learned about the difficulties of being an attorney.

Joe Jack: That's awesome! I think I want to practice law! You don't plan on ever talking to that girl again do you?

Billy: Of course not!
by Attorney Dos Pac June 16, 2010
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Sitch's Law

Most arguments are arguments about definitions, you just don't realize it.
Person 1: "One of the big problems with the Socialism VS Capitalism debate is that it almost always-like so many other debates; it devolves into debates over definitions. It’s tedious and unproductive, but it seems unavoidable at the same time."

Person 2: "Sitch's Law in action."
by AssBurgerRap June 19, 2022
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