Your a Ian
by William westcot October 30, 2018
Ian is a very lonley and depressed man. The more memes he posted, the more he realized that life has no meaning, he hates republicans, and will trow away your gun, hes also an atheist, and says thaat god can suck his milimeter peter
Person one: Look at that lonley ian over there.
Retard faggot: yea, he tried to steal my cross and burn it, and steal my guns.
Retard faggot: yea, he tried to steal my cross and burn it, and steal my guns.
by Niggas_in_paris April 16, 2018
A cute, chubby guy who definitely catches the attention of the edgy, hipster types. He doesn't know who to express his feelings, so he avoids communication and relys on obvious staring (creeping) but has all the balls in the balls in the world when he is drunk or high. He is definately the bro type of guy, likes to party, hook-up, and even make omelets. He also values his friendships.
Steph: Ian really confuses, why can't he just come out and say it already?
Marty: Get him drunk stunna!
Marty: Get him drunk stunna!
by seeISeverywhere May 13, 2011
I was so psyched about the tickets to Them Crooked Vultures, but when I told my friend, he turned into a total Ian and told me that they sucked live.
by torrance_burgundy February 05, 2010
by Hey ian its me hi April 05, 2016