National Slap your husband day

On November 28th it’s National Slap your husband day!!

Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!

by Flowers are... beautiful February 2, 2021

trap husband

A foreign man who has married a woman for citizenship. He is only her husband for VISA purposes and has no house hold power.

I heard you got married, congratulations

“Oh don’t worry, he’s just my trap husband. I’m still coming over”

by BlvkKing September 17, 2018

Pathetic poor excuse for a husband

Johnny Kerrigan

Johnny kerrigan was a pathetic poor excuse for a husband

by Byebyeloserzjkkgdscnji August 22, 2022

Wills official husband

a teenage boy tiktoker that posts pics of William afton fanart and talks about how hot the photos are also posting black guys twerking on fridays

Wills official husband is really gay

by Mooooooooyoucow July 5, 2022

husband head

Slang for being in that “husband” state of mind where you are thinking and acting just like a husband, especially as it pertains to being emotionally disengaged or verbally unresponsive.

Oh well, I have a very bad case of spousehearing right now, I am the total poster boy for husband head!

by Dr Bunnygirl January 30, 2024

Mack’s Husband

Lee Daeyeol

Mack’s husband is, Lee Daeyeol

by hwiarey0ung March 7, 2021

husbands and boyfriends

Exactly what it means

Husbands and boyfriends is the counter-concept to wags. Duh it's supposed to be abbreviated habs.

by Sexydimma June 29, 2024